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It was a cold night and satan was jacking off to a gay porn mag, when all of a sudden two demon hell spawns named skid and roid crawled out from satans asshole. The two men were fully grown and ready to fucking rock! They started to toy around with the idea of starting a killer metal band but didnt know where to start. So the two men went on a cocaine / whiskey binge and then proceeded to go on a 7 month sex and killing spree. Durring there twisted travels they met emilio thrice a gnarly rock producer dude. He was full equippet to make one of the most brutal and stupid metal albums in history! It was a long trial by fire to create the album know as "loud, fast and stupid" but when it was completed the men knew they were ready for the world!!! And the rest is history!

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