About Me
*born on august 13th 1978 in rural ohio while my father, a drummer, was out on tour, opening up for the Eagles, birth subsequently announced to tens of thousands of screaming fans
*at the age of 10, bought my first cassette, run-dmc's self titled debut and began learning dances like the running man, the hammer, and the kid 'n' play kick step
*soon after, began messing around writing rhymes, beatboxing, and making crude mixtapes and recordings
*at the age of 14, bought a compact disc of nevermind by nirvana, got my father's old drum kit out of the shed and dove head long into the world of punk rock
*spent my fleeting high school years causing trouble, making noise, and trying to make out with girls
*followed a good friend to antioch college, began hanging out there, got into drugs, got back into hip hop, dancing, and djing
*spent the next couple of years playing in bands, partying and "expanding my mind"
*at the age of 21 actually attended antioch for a year but during my second term got really sick, then became really depressed, and then dropped out
*faded into obscurity, learned how to play bass and guitar, started messing around with samplers
*fucked around cincinnati for a few years, played some music, got broke, and ended up selling my entire vinyl collection for rent and drugs
*got a macbook and logic just before my 28th birthday, a few months later another good friend gave me a jacked copy of traktor dj studio
*had a dream about hundreds of nude spanish girls dancing under violet strobe lights spraying eachother with designer imposters body spray, the next morning, woke up with an erection and BODY MIST was born....
