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Ethan

It means you have unresolved emotional conflict residing in your shoulder...

About Me

I'm Ethan, I'm a plumber from San Francisco. My wife Lynn, left me and now I'm on my way to L.A. to crash with my buddy Lenny. Oh and I'm not real but you can still talk to me ;-)

Starring Zack Ward, Tony Daly, Jennifer Aspen, Manouschka Guerrier, Colleen Camp & Sarah Thompson
L.A. TWISTER premiered at the worldfamous Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and played on screens all across the U.S.
Copies of the film were mass-distributed by internet pirates and quickly became the most discussed movie on the pirate website VCDQ.com (400,000 users).
Now YOU TOO can watch the film (chapters 1-6 are currently available)...
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San Francisco Chronicle:
"L.A. Twister is to be admired. Pape constructs a plot that doesn't follow a conventional path... the best reason to watch the movie is Ward. The red-haired character actor has grown up in the 21 years since he played the bully in "A Christmas Story," but he still nails any scene that involved mischief-making --"


L.A. Weekly:
"The cast is attractive and energetic, tackling their roles with enthusiasm (the standout being the sexily no-nonsense Jennifer Aspen)...Shot on 35mm by Patrice Lucien Cochet, the film has a sleekly professional look that stands out in a sea of indie digital fare -- "


Dallas Morning News :
"Jennifer Aspen, as the film's (and the film's film's) love interest, projects a luminous blond beauty akin to Kate Hudson, but the real treat is Susan Blakely (Rich Man, Poor Man) as the trophy wife of a recently deceased Hollywood bigwig. Face it, Sex and the City fans: Ms. Blakely was Kim Cattrall before Kim Cattrall was cool. -- "


Boxoffice Prophets :
"L.A. Twister's script, written by Geoffrey [sic] Saville-Read, is unafraid to go out on a limb and be unique. Director Sven Pape embraces the quirkiness with an unabashed glee... L.A. Twister feels like just such a film - deeply personal and yet still fun. And funny. --"


Reeling Reviews :
"... [L.A. TWISTER] has its heart in the right place... The best thing about “Twister” is the energetic, snappy performance by Zack Ward as Lenny. You may remember him as the bully who gets his comeuppance in “A Christmas Story.” Here, his sharp wit and naïve belief that “miracles happen” but “only in the movies” makes for a sympathetic character. -- "


CityBeat :
"L.A. TWISTER is certainly technically competent - which alone puts it into the top 10% of the genre... Points got to Ward: He nails the character of several irritating jerks, I've known since moving to L.A.-- "


Mystic Slippers (vcdq.com) :
"IT FUCKING ROCKS!!! ...I laughed, i nearly cried, i laughed some more. This movie fills the void that modern day Hollywood (and modern day filmaking in general) has left out. This movie is 100% unadulterated, no strings, no hold barred, no bullshit PURE ENTERTAINMENT... without a doubt, the best movie of 2004. Period."

My Blog

Chapter 11 online now...

We give you Chapter 11...Ch 10: Ethan gives a massage. Mindy picks a fight... Watch a new chapter every week at www.latwistermovie.com/scene.htmIt was another mildly exciting week as on friday L.A. Tw...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

The truth about myspace... or

I wish I had a bot... orViolating myspace rules does not mean you are doing something illegal or even unethical...It was last Thursday when I got shut down first. Since then I've come back up, got shu...
Posted by Ethan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

L.A. TWISTER on cult German Video Blog...

Ehrensenf.de (which can be translated as "honorable mustard") is Germany's version of the cult video blog Rocketboom and with 60,000 daily viewers one of the biggest. Today it features the L.A. Twist...
Posted by Ethan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST