if.. |
in the unlikely event that i were to ever join an online dating site, my profile would probably read something like this:"About Me: I have mastered the English language and prefer to converse with oth...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:20:00 GMT |
when i grow up.. |
i have decided that,when i am old,i will buy an exotic birdand teach it to say all of the thingsthat you think to yourselfbut aren't supposed to say out loud.and whenever my bird offends someonei will...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
good stuff. |
i haven't written anything here in AGES..and yet..people still look.weird.here is another list of things that make me breathe easier, just for all of -you- people:zoe kisses. coffee. vanilla. good win...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:45:00 GMT |
after all this time? (ALWAYS.) |
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 13:13:00 GMT |
florida voters need to shut the heck up. |
the major objection of those opposing ammendment 1 was that, once property taxes were reduced, public school systems would lose their primary source of funding. a loss in funding would result in FURTH...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:24:00 GMT |
wordsworth knows my moods.. |
The World is too much with us; late and soon,Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:Little we see in Nature that is ours;We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!This Sea that bares her bos...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:28:00 GMT |
some things you just have to share. |
my apologies for all the f words...
and, the response...which makes it all the better.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:35:00 GMT |
what happens when you spend two days playing spanish computer games with a three year old. |
equi esta el pie.equi esta la pierna.equi esta la mano y el brazo...equ-i-i-i estaaaaaaaaala cabeza.(i can't get this stupid song out of my head.)
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:32:00 GMT |
traffic control. |
on my way to work today, i pulled up to a red light, paused, and made a right hand turn. as soon as i turned, there was a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" from the backseat. it sounded like zoe was in seriou...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
blahblahblahpoliticsblahblahblah.. |
i am afraid of the other people who will be heading to the polls today.the majority of people that i have talked to over the past few days say that they will be voting at some point today. what scares...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:21:00 GMT |
