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M.D. F5

Deep, Dark, and Open-Minded

About Me



I'm from the century beyond this time. I disguise myself as you.
I am excellent in the removal tar, grease, and oil stains.
I am the bump that needs a head.This is virtually impossible to say in cyberspace... Rama Lama Lama Rama. Say Never Sometimes.

My Interests

"interest = (principles minus ennui) all over time"
What interests me is that I am somehow able to speak and spell despite the fact i have no mouth or alphabet...

I'd like to meet:

you in a dark alleyway.src="http://www.arcadecabin.com/images/thumbs/fullt imekiller.gif" P Michael F. Prof. P Peryt

Music:

Mos Def and six degrees beyond... I like silence. I like music. I like the sound of clicky keys... then again I also have strong feelings for Shakira and her whole Irish dance thing...

Movies:

I can't sit still for them, so I'm going cultural revolution on my own ass... Anything my transformed Asian eyes can fix on... Cause Lord knows its sunny when you're stoned."

Television:


The ultimate combination of breakfast and lunch... with a twist of lemon..."Thats a tip, like a gratuity, like television."the evolution of the copied image...
Teach me.Magic is real.

Books:


"The only thing I read is Lil Abner."
In the future everyone will own a pulp machine.
In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Sulawesi Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website. One researcher, Mike Phillips, defended the expenditure as being cheaper than reality TV and still "very stimulating and fascinating viewing".[26]Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages[27] consisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by "bashing the hell out of" the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it. The zoo's scientific officer remarked that the experiment had "little scientific value, except to show that the 'infinite monkey' theory is flawed". Phillips said that the artist-funded project was primarily performance art, and they had learned "an awful lot" from it. He concluded that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that. … They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."[26][28] - -- From Wikipedia (of course)
In the future everyone will be a pulp machine.

Heroes:

"A priest knows. I went to confession. Told him."Diego Velázquez and Roberto Bernini because "they're doing something they said can't be done"... I want to stress that point...P.S. I think my downstairs neighbors are lesbians... and I'm OK with that.

My Blog

New Pictures and a small story

A 2109 is the police code for an emergency call invovling a prowler. Not often used, I would assume, due to the fact that prowling isn't illegal... or it is at least very difficult to prove an intent ...
Posted by M.D. F5 on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

Fiona, with an attitude like that, you are going to fucking lose

Says Fiona, "I am looking forward to surrendering myself to the elements and to the physical challenge that this will be. I have never seen a full episode of Survivor but have been told by fans of the...
Posted by M.D. F5 on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST

Uniform Anatomical Gift Act

The coin:The transplant of tissues, muscles, skin, and bone is common in the United States. The trade of implantable body parts is legal, providing that certain conditions are first met...Heads: Conce...
Posted by M.D. F5 on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST