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Torso

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My origins are unknown, but I was rescued from oppression by some high school students in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Some girls stumbled upon me in an art room closet. I was noticeably abused and filthy. These caring girls cleaned me up and gave me the love I so sorely needed. I would join them for art classes, but get placed back in my closet afterwards. After a while, they snuck me out of the room. It was awesome, my first adventure into the hallways of a high school. That was just the beginning. In September 2002, I got to venture even farther, outside and to other buildings, and even to another city! Two of the girls snuck me out after school one day to take me to Nan Desu Kan, an anime convention in Denver, Colorado. I was a hit, everyone loved me…except for the few who just look at me like ‘wtf’ I began to have regular outside adventures with these girls and even sleepovers at their houses. I surely would have enjoyed them a lot more if I had a lower half… In September 2004 I met a couple of stars from the Canadian teen drama, Degrassi TNG. They liked me. Even pointed me out in the crowd! How cool is that? I got to go more and more places as time went on. In October 2004 I got to go to the famed Stanley Hotel (Outlook Inn from The Shining) for a Halloween party. Then in January 2005, I left my Colorado home to Columbus, Ohio. Also in January, I got to visit New York City. I loved it there. All the people were so friendly to me. I look forward to more adventures there. Back home in Cbus I’ve had a few exciting adventures, and even found a store called TORSO! It’s on High St, south of 1st Ave, be sure to visit it! I got to ride an airplane for the first time in March 2005. I was a bit nervous, but I arrived safely and undamaged, so it was good. I had gone back home to Colorado Springs for a bit, and went on a road trip to Los Angeles. I had a blast. I got to see all the stars on the walk of fame and see movie studios and even go pimp it in Compton. On the way to and from LA I got to stop in Las Vegas and do some gambling, oh how I love those slots! In June of 2005, I got to venture back east to upstate NY, see Niagara falls and almost get pushed in by some lil bitch girl. Canada was awesome. Those crazy Canadians love me. It's great. I went to Jone's Beach and chilled on Long Island for a while too. Met awesome peeps like Matt Vancura, and Jet! Hi Jet! I miss the subway. Like Whoa. In November 2005 I got to fly back home to Colorado again, unfortunately I didn't get to leave my suitcase and see the Houston airport, but maybe next time. I got to see old friends and ran into some MySpace folks at the mall even. Hooray for being recognized! I got stopped by the police in the Springs, for being suspicious...pfft how am I suspicious, really! Anyway, I’m back here in Columbus, gonna go to some parties and meet new people. If ya see me on the street don’t be afraid to come say hi!
Everyone check out the TORSO band! They're awesome!
This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 9.3
Mind: 9.8
Body: 8
Spirit: 9.6
Friends/Family: 6.5
Love: 5.7
Finance: 9.4
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My Interests

Parties, traveling, meeting new people

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me!

Movies:

Mannequin, Torso, Fear, Screaming Headless Torsos, Mannequin Two - On the Move,

Television:

Degrassi, Queer as Folk, The Fuccon Family (Oh! Mikey)

Heroes:

George Lowe, Andy Merrill, Mr. Dink, Bobby McFerrin, McGuyver, Adam Sandler, Shinichirou Miki, Tom Selleck, Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Jack Hanna, Rya's Dad, Mike Myers, Adam West, Karoth, the guy from the 2000 flushes commercial, Hobbes, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, David Coburn, Warwick Davis, Chuck E. Cheese, Kevin Smith, Country Crock Margarine, last but not least, Jesus Hong.

My Blog

Yay for Colorado!

I get to go home from November 10-18.  Anyone in the Colorado Springs/Denver/Fort Collins area wanna hang out. Contact me!
Posted by Torso on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:34:00 PST

Torso Whoring V 0.4

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Posted by Torso on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:13:00 PST

Torso Whoring V 0.3

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Posted by Torso on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 10:52:00 PST

My New York/Canada Adventures

I had sooo much fun! Canadians really love me!  They're all so nice up there. I had fun at Niagara Falls.  Except for some stupid little girl tried to push me off the fence I was sitting on...
Posted by Torso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 2005

In early June I'll be going to Buffalo NY for two weeks. I'll hopefully be visiting NYC again as well as Niagra falls and Toronto! Maybe I'll get to see my old buds Mike and Shane again! :D
Posted by Torso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me on South Park!

sorta... there was a guy who looked an awful lot like me in episode episode 813 of South Park (Cartman's Incredible Gift) the killer guy has a mannequinn torso and is all talking to it in one part... ...
Posted by Torso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST