Rock Candy

I'M A STREET WALKING CHEETAH WITH A HEART FULL OF NAPALM

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

IF YOU WILL BE MY LOVER I WILL SHIVER AND SING BUT IF YOU CAN BE MY MASTER I WILL DO ANYTHING

I HATE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE

I ONLY WEAR BLACK

MY SEPTUM PUNCTURE MAKES ME FEEL WICKED

I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE WHEN GUYS FLIRT WITH ME

I'VE KISSED GIRLS BUT I'M NOT A LESBIAN

I DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT REGARDLESS OF RULES

I'M NOT GIRLY

I'M FROM BAWLMER, MERLIN HON!

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH SEAN, AND I WILL BE FOREVER AND ALWAYS