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About Me

It depends who you ask. If you ask some people I know, I'm a fucking idiot who has my head so far up my ass that I have my ass up my ass as well. If you ask other people, I can do no wrong and if you ask other other people, they will say "who the hell is that?" and maybe laugh at you, possibly spit at you. In the long run, you'll probably bounce back and forth between liking me and abhoring me and in the end, I'll be no different than any of the other billion people you'll walk past each day, but I'll be sure to try to make you smile when I do it and maybe that will count for something. Unless you think I have my head up my ass.

My Interests

Music and lots of it. I love writing. I love art and creativity. I also love sitting on my ass doing nothing. I'm a dichotomy of hypocracy. I'm the yin-yang everyone in the world is.

I'd like to meet:

Someone not so much to answer the question but to question the answer

Music:

There are too many to list and too many to not list, so I'll do neither. I like music.

Movies:

Movies are like books, only no one should be eating popcorn or making out behind your head when you do it and the floor should be less sticky. Unless you're reading in a movie theatre.

Television:

I'd like to blow up my television if at all possible

Books:

I've been reading Colbert's book and scowling at all the ideas he inadvertantly stole from me by publishing them first

Heroes:

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My Blog

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: LIGHTENING STRIKES ONCE, WOMEN TWICE

Yes, I know, I’m a big liar now because I’m blogging and I said I wouldn’t blog and blah blah blah. Stop worrying about me blogging and read this. Then come back. Provided you k...
Posted by Belmo on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:00:00 PST

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: BLOWING OFF THE DUST

Hello again. I don't blog much anymore. In fact, without looking at the actual numbers and all, I'm sure I was either still in AZ or just moved back from there. At any rate, if you've read this...
Posted by Belmo on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: The end of an era

It seems like I'm saying this phrase a lot lately - it's the end of an era. Again. I quit Enterprise. I know, I know, holy poop. It's crazy. First, I move away from Arizona an...
Posted by Belmo on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:48:00 PST

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: "I’m RIIIIIICH beeatch!"

And sadly, I actually am not. I'm glad that things are starting to feel back to normal at home. It was weird being home because I had that feeling like there was a plane I was supposed to be cat...
Posted by Belmo on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: I think its DOO DOO!

I know there was a lot of hype about Dave Chappelle getting a lot of money a few years ago (I seem to be fighting fights for things that are almost a decade irrelevant but fuck it) but after watching ...
Posted by Belmo on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST

TODAY IN NEW YORK PRESENTS: TODAY IN NEW YORK

So, home. New York is just as I left it, full of angry pushy loud ass awesome people. My new office is ridiculous when compared to the way we rent cars in Phoenix (you try having a conversation ...
Posted by Belmo on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST

TODAY IN ARIZONA PRESENTS: TOMORROW NOT IN ARIZONA

It has finally come to pass. For three years, I've called Phoenix my home. I'm sure I discussed this before and maybe I haven't but I moved out here to be with a woman I thought was going to cha...
Posted by Belmo on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

TODAY IN ARIZONA PRESENTS: Desperately Seeking Hotsauce

I know I know, two in one day. The reason I'm writing another post today is simple: What do you do with the day off and Taco Bell giving away free tacos? Operation: Fuck Taco Bell was a "supreme" suc...
Posted by Belmo on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

TODAY IN ARIZONA PRESENTS: The Dusk of Arizona

I had a very odd dream last night. Yesterday, I had gone through my room and shook off the dust from 3 years of living in Phoenix: Old love letters from ex-girlfriends, old CDs I haven't looked ...
Posted by Belmo on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

TODAY IN ARIZONA PRESENTS: "You on point Tip?" "All the time Fife."

This Myspace thing is getting too high tech for me. So many things to talk to a ton of strangers. This concerns me. I guess the better word would be intrigue but it makes me wonder how th...
Posted by Belmo on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST