Hi, my name is David Flannery...what is your name? I play guitar and sing songs...i am also a carpenter...i like to use dots a lot...and apparently randomly rhyme!!! i started playing guitar to get girls to like me and it worked, boy did it work!! if i took the time to tell you my life story, you'd probably end up either sending me money, trying to convert me to your particular brand of religion or maybe washing your brain out with soap...i have two wonderful kids (and two not so wonderful kids, too)...(that last bit in parentheses is not true, i lie constantly)...i also have a new baby on the way and she should be here in april sometime...i cant wait to meet her!! being my daughter, she has got to be a trip!...i just read what i had written so far and am sick of the word/letter "i"...if you like my page, you've got my wife mindy to thank...if you dont like it, she's also to blame ...i know it sounds phony, but i really do appreciate all the folks that come to my shows and try (by "try" i mean do absolutely nothing!) to make them feel special...you'll notice from my schedule that i have alot of gigs with some guy named "Paul Rader", i have no idea who this man is, but he keeps showing up and plugging his guitar in, and i'm sick of it!! plus, he steals my fan and my monitor..grrr...if you see him, throw a baby ruth away from him, and he'll chase it and we'll all be happier...well, by the tone of this "bio" i should probably change my name to "Ramblin' dave flannery"...oh, by the way certain things you click on on my page will make certain things happen...i have no idea how any of this works, i just know that "family guy" is always there for me...
