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METAL MISHA INTERVIEWS SOME FAGGOT!!

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Sasha: CHECK OUT ZIS INSTANT MASSAGE I HAD VITH SOME PUTZ ON AIM!!!! ZIS COULD BE YOU IF YOU CATCH ME IN BETVEEN DRAANKEN BEENGES!!!! SCREEN NAME CHANGED TO PROTECT ZE PUTZISH!!!!
SOME PUTZ hail all true metal. Death to all that is false, untrue and sober.
SINISTER SASHA : BLYAT! YOU ARE SPEEKING MY KIND OF LANGVITCH
SINISTER SASHA : VHATEVER ZE HELL YOU JUST SAID
SOME PUTZ : Privet brat!
SINISTER SASHA : PRIVIET TO YOU TOO-A
SOME PUTZ : i idolize you and your metal ways, teach me oh mighty leader!
SINISTER SASHA : VELL IT IZ KIND OF SEEMPLE, ALVAYS AVOID DOING ANY VORK
SOME PUTZ done!
SINISTER SASHA : AND SCAM VHEREVER POSSIBLE
SINISTER SASHA : READ ZE GREAT AUTHORS LIKE YAKOV SMEERNOFF AND ZANGIEF
SOME PUTZ : done as well, Now when do we drink?
SINISTER SASHA : VHEN?!?!
SINISTER SASHA : ALL ZE TIME BLYAT!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME PUTZ : Ahahahah This bottle of absolut is for you brother!
SINISTER SASHA : VAIT, IS THAT SHIT MINE BROA
SOME PUTZ : Nah i didnt get it from brighton
SINISTER SASHA : OA, NEVER MIND, ZEES SUEKA TOOK IT VHEN SHE LEFT BLYAT
SINISTER SASHA : BROA, BL ME, I HAVE TO GO DO SOME DL RAASSSSIAN CRAP, YOU HEARD?!?!
SINISTER SASHA : KEEP IT REALY, VASILY
SOME PUTZ : I heard! later oh leader!
SINISTER SASHA : DAS VIDANYA DOUCHEBAG

My Interests

Sasha: METAL, DRINKING, GETTING ZE BITCHES, BEING A TELEVISION STAR, HANGING OUT VITH OUR COUSINS RUSS AND OLEG SHANOVITCH
Misha: RUSS AND OLEG, BLYAT, VE HAVEN'T SEEN ZEM IN LIKE TVENTY YEARS, VE SHOULD CALL ZEM.
Sasha: I HEARD RUSS IS GETTING MARRIED TO ZAT FAT SUKA HEDDA GIVERVICH.
Misha: OA! STOOPID!
Sasha: I KNOW, VHY MARRY ZE COW VHEN YOU CAN FUCK A FAT COW FOR FREE!!!

I'd like to meet:

Misha: YO! ALL YOU PUTZES IN ZE AUDIENCE, IT IS NOW YOUR EXTREME PRIVAL... PRIVI... PR... IT IS NOW YOUR HONOR TO INSTANT MESSAGE MY BROZZER, ZE ADIN AND ONLY SINISTER SASHA, ON THE AIM NAME OF "SINISTER SASHA!"!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH ZAT ORIGINAL NAME, BRO??!

Sasha: I DUNNO, I JUST VANTED TO PICK SOMESING ZAT REPRESENTED WHO I AM AS A HUMAN BEENG. BUT xSUKACHASER696969x WAS ALREADY TAKEN SO I VENT WITH ZIS.

Misha: OH DA! AND BESIDES ZAT, BLYAT, ARE ZERE ANY HOT SUEKAS IN HERE? IM TALKIN BITCHES INTO GOOD MUSIC!!

Sasha: YEA, LIKE METALLICA...BUT ONLY 4 ALBUMS OF ZEIRS

Misha: YEA, VE'RE TALKING BITCHES INTO BLACK ALBUM AND BEYOND, BECAUSE ANYTHING BEFORE ZAT IS PURE CRAP

Sasha: I'D RATHER VAIT ON LINE FOR TOILET PAPER THEN LISTEN TO THAT POOOO FU GARBAGE THAT IS KILL EM ALL, MASTER OF POTSES, RIDE ZE LIGHTNEENG AND AND JUSTICE FOR JOPA...FOO

Music:

Sasha: METAL!
Misha: AND ACE OF BASE.
Sasha: YEAH, IT IS A RAAASSIAN THING. IT KIND OF TRAND-SEXES EVERYTHING ELSE.

Movies:

ROCKY IV WITH ALL THE PARTS WITHOUT IVAN DRAGO OR WITH HIM LOOKING WEAK EDITED OUT!!

Television:

Misha: ZERE IS ONLY ONE TELEVISION SHOW TO VATCH AND ZAT IS ZE MOSCOW METAL MINUTE, BURIED INSIDE OF METAL INGAMAJECTION!!! OF COURSE ZOSE FAGGOTS ONLY GIVE US 3 MINUTES PER EPISODE BECAUSE ZEY KNOW IF ZEY GAVE US MORE TIME, EVERYONE WOULD FORGET ABOUT ZEIR CRAPPY STUPID INTERVUES AND VIDEOS!!!
Sasha: I KIND OF LIKE ZE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. LAST VEEK ZEY HAD A DOCUMENTARY AND I SAW A GIRAFFE TAKING A POOP.
Misha: OK, I VILL GIVE U THAT, BUT OZER ZAN POOPING GIRAFFES, VE ARE ZE BEST!!!!!!
Sasha: OH DA!

Books:

Misha: ZE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO
Sasha: HOW TO SCAM FRIENDS AND MANIPU-MA-LATE PEOPLE

Heroes:

Sasha: JOSEF STALIN, ZANGIEF, IVAN DRAGO, NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, ANNA KOURNIKOVA, KARL MARX, YAKOV SMIRNOFF, ZE SCORPIONS, MIKHAIL GORBACHEV, MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV
Misha: MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV ZE BALLET DANCER?! HA HA HA HA, YOU ARE ZE GAY!
Sasha: SHUT UP YOU PADLA! I LIKE ZAT MOVIE VITH HIM AND GREGORY HINES, RUNNING SCARED!
Misha: OH, ZAT WAS GOOD, ZEY WERE ZE COPS IN CHICAGO AND MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV FOUGHT ZE BAD CRINIMALS VITH HIS KUNG FU BALLET MOVES. OK, FINE, YOU ARE NOT FAGGOT.
Sasha: EXCEPT FOR ZAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE.
Misha: SHTO?!?!
Sasha: I'M JUST KIDDING, I NEVER VENT TO COLLEGE!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!

My Blog

DEAR BORAT BLYAT.

YO PUTZ AND PUTZETTES, HERE IS ZE LETTER VE WRITE TO BORAT TO CONGRADUATE HIM ON HIS NEW MOTION PICTURE, VHICH VE TRIED TO POSTED ON HIS MYSPACE BUT DID NOT GET APPROVED... FOR SOME REASON ZEY THINK C...
Posted by MOSCOW METAL MINUTE on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

WHO IS ZIS PUTZ NAMED TOM?!

Misha: SO, VE JOINED ZIS MYSPACE THING TODAY, AND BEFORE VE EVEN BARELY DID ANYTHING, LIKE POST OUR SEXXXXXXY PICTURES OR WRITE ABOUT OUR SEXXXXXXY INTERESTSESES, ZERE IS A PICTURE OF ZIS G...
Posted by MOSCOW METAL MINUTE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST