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About Me

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I am a Socialist Republican, and a photographer too. I am President of the Soviet Union, and all Soviet Myspace citisens also! Da, I am Elvis also.
I claimed Mars in the name of the Soviet Union!
(Because its the Red Planet, duh)
My name is BORIS; KGB academy graduate, recipient of the Order of the October Revolution, Commander of Tank division that burst the gates of Berlin, and Spy Master. I rule the Evil Empire with goodness and love coming down from above in Jesus name. The greatest of Communists!
For those who speak decadent English form of speach known as Jive - See Below
..bout me: I am a Socialist Republizzle n a baller too. I am President of tha Soviet Union, n all Soviet Myspace citisens also! Da, I am Elvis also. I claimed Mars in tha name of tha Soviet Union! (coz its tha Red Planet, dizzuh) My nizzy is BORIS; KGB academy graduate, recipient of tha Orda of tha Octoba Revolizzles Gangsta of Tizzy division that burst tha gates of Berlin, n Spy Masta

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My Blog

Workers Glory

When I was a young communist fresh out of Pioneers, I went towork building Socialism as a worker at St. Petersburg pasta plant N1.This was a most enlightening experience, as I was soon to find outnot ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Transfer of Wealth

Transfer of WealthPresidentski Boosh says that the bail out is essential to prevent a catastrophe on Wall Street from becoming a catastrophe on Main Street. Unfortunately the catastrophe has already ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:17:00 GMT

Presidents Bio

COLONEL BORIS MARSHALL DAMMNAKOVSOVIET PRESIDENT FOR LIFEColonel Dammnakov has a glorious record of dedicated service to the Soviet people. Beginning in World War II, Boris, as a young graduate of the...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:44:00 GMT

Darkness Emitter

I announce that Soviet scientists have invented a new evil ray-gun! It is called the Darkness Emitter. With this evil invention, I shall take over the world in the name of Soviet Union, peace, and s...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Goodbye Comrade Alexsi

As I have mentioned in various sectors of this great Soviet Myspace, I as a young KGB academy graduate, feeling great love of motherland in the time of the Great Patriotic War, decided to volunteer as...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Vlad, I was just kidding

Meester Putinsky and Mr Medvedyev, let me remind you that you are my Zombie Drones, and thus I can exercise full control over your brainyaks if I so choose.  Who knows what I might have you do?  Resig...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Beware - The Lady of the Water

In Yosemite there are many waterfall and in theirmist  beautiful rainbows may often be seen.The indians who once lived there told of a young Yosemite Indian girl who was drawn by the beauty of a rainb...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:19:00 GMT

Western Propaganda

Was Nikita Khrushchev an irrational madman with the intellect of a gorilla as he was portrayed by the U.S. media back in the day, or was this propaganda? The following letter Khrushchev sent to Presi...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:11:00 GMT

Democracy

A political system in which the poor rule over the rich
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:15:00 GMT

TAKE A BOW FOR THE NEW CONSTITUTION

I hereby abrogate and replace the constitution of the Soviet Union with the Constitution of the United States of America, and require all citizens to take the oath of loyalty to honor, propogate, and ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 22:31:00 GMT