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Nomez

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be "semper fudge." At that point, he tol

About Me

I'm compassionate, kind, ridiculously funny, VERY optimistic, poetic, true philosopher at heart, very liberal and idealistic, highly involved with music and art, love the "occasional recreation", family oriented, talented in creativeness, love photography, aspire to direct memorable movies & model,(my main goal is to make a movie with Tarantino!!!) and if I don't accomplish directing then I would love to work with animals. OHH, I love to spend time with my other half & our 3 cats!!! Left to right: Swazii, Danky, and Ash

My Interests

Road trips with buds, animal rights, astrology, cosmetology, modeling (in good taste), movies, music, art, cartoons, fishing, swimming, running (perferrably on a awesome treadmil), watching t.v, playing on the computer, surfing the net for interesting things, having house parties with friends and family, taking pictures of whatever catches my mind, and living life to my fullest potential.

I'd like to meet:

John Cleese, Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Jim Abrahams, Ron Howard, Ben Stiller, Mike Myers, Tony Jaa, The cast of The Simpsons, Seth MacFarlane, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Seth Green, Leslie Nielsen, and Dustin Hoffman. I would love to be interviewed by James Lipton one day... Mostly Dead (My guy is the drummer)

Music:

Mostly Dead, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Portishead, Stone Temple Pilots, Primus, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Radiohead, Deftones, Sneaker Pimps, Blind Melon, Depeche Mode, Bob Marley, Bush, Cake, Cypress Hill, Dave Matthews Band, DJ Shadow, Tricky, Filter, Foo Fighters, Army of Anyone, Garbage, Gorillaz, Jerry Cantrell, Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nirvana, Oasis, Oysterhead, The Pixes, P.J. Harvey, Poe, Propeller Heads, Silverchair, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Team Sleep, Temple of the Dog, Toadies, Type-O-Negative, Wicked Wisdom, (Old) Red Hot Chili Peppers, (Old) Tool, (Old) Nine Inch Nails, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Skye, Enigma, and for the most part old 90's grunge rock.

Movies:

My favorite movie ever! All Ben Stiller films, All Mike Myers flicks, All Monty Python movies, All Tarantino, Mel Brooks, and Abrahams flicks, all Zombie movies silly or serious, "adult" entertainment at it's best, all Johnny Depp movies, The Science of Sleep, Apocalypto, all Alien and Predator movies, all Tim Burton Films, all Leslie Nielsen flicks, both Ice Age movies, Napoleon Dynamite, all Lethal Weapon movies, Tom Yum Goong( The Protector), Ong Bak, Fearless, all Jackie Chan films, Rocky, Cliffhanger, Sliver, Office Space, District B13, Suicide Kings, Goodfellas, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Seven, 12 Monkeys, and on and on and on

http://www.myheritage.com

Television:

The Simpsons, Comedy Central Presents, Southpark, Seinfeld, Family Guy, and Adult Swim.

Books:

I'm not much of a reader

Heroes:

hmmm that's a good one....... Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin , because they makes me laugh everyday!!!

My Blog

me!

The most awesome photographer Kaerie took these! YOU ROCK LADY!!! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK! ...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:34:00 PST

there are you satisfied?!?!?!

According to the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24,pp. 177-183), the average size penis in the U.S. is 3.89 inches flaccid and 6.21 inches erect. Average penis circumference is 3.75 flaccid and 4.85 e...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

PLEASE ALL WOMEN READ THIS!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

In 1950 mannequins closely resembled the average measurements of women. The average hip measurement of mannequins and women were 34 inches. By 1990 the average hip measurement was 37 i...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

Thi is too f.*king funny and one of my favorite jokes now! THX Lady H!

We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab compa...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

My snowy day

My profile is now self-explanatory!!!!! Everything I have on there is a part of me , so give me some input on my pics and profile :) Thanks!!!
Posted by Naomi Marie on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Mostly Dead Red Eyed Fly

Mostly DeadRed Eyed Flycover charge is $8 for minors and $5 for adultsJan. 10th They go on at 9pmBE THERE!!!!...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

my life as I know it

  It's come to my attention that ppl use this thing to vent. I actually have some terrible issues going on right now and the only I feel I can do without annoying anyone personally, is to write d...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

uhmmmm

I feel great! Maybe it's this stuff I'm smoking or maybe the good sex I just had...BUT DAMN I feel gooooooooood.  Thank god for the good dicks :D hahahaha ...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

my new page

So yeah check out my new and improved page! My celeb look alikes and all my stupid interest! Let me know what you think! Lady Dank OUT!!!!! ...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

Another Poem "I Miss You"

I drove you to the airport I knew we both were a little hurt, The kisses were so deep and the hugs so sencere, This time between is killing me but what am I suppose to do, So I sit, I sit here an...
Posted by Naomi Marie on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:01:00 PST