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MEXICUTIONER

Livin' the dream...

About Me


My Interests

jammin' econo, gettin' fierce, drinkin', runnin', tortillas, musica, whiskey, my gal, Steph...-hahaha.

I'd like to meet:

a pile of money that never runs out.
NO HOES

Seriously... DO NOT WEAR OUTSIDE:

Music:

Primus, Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Creedence, Neil Young, Mike Watt, Minutemen, RATM, NOFX, The Meters, The Kehoe Nation, Charlie Hunter, Clifford Brown, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Ladytron, Ben Wa, M.I.R.V., NoMeansNo, Janes Addiction, Abby Travis, Botanica, The Devil's Own, Supersuckers, Burning Brides, Titsofrenix, PJ Harvey, The Band, Ben Harper, Jimi Hendrix, Mos Def, C2B3, Gabby La La, M.I.A., Interpol, Nels Cline, fIREHOSE, Drist, The Stooges, David Bowie, Dandy Warhols, the Roots, X, John Doe, Throw Rag, The Distillers, Mondo Generator, Charles Mingus, Oysterhead, No Forcefield, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Second Species, Queens of the Stoneage, The Kohl Heart, Boy Jazz, The Lovemakers, Garage a Trois, The Darkness, Earth Wind and Fire, Marvin Gaye, The Postal Service, DJ Shadow, MC5, The Hangmen, Cold Blood, Von Bondies, Victims Family, Faith No More, Cibo Mato, Le Tigre, Tower of Power, Gov't Mule, Black Flag, the Replacements, the Butthole Surfers, Dinosaur Jr., Mission of Burma, Sonic Youth, Big Black, Fugazi, Morissey, Depeche Mode, the Cure, Congo/Norvell, Firewater, The Gun Club, Banyan, Stalking Tom, Stiletta. Motherfucking rock n' roll with a dash of post-punk, electroclash, funk, and jazz. I don't hate shit, dawg.

Movies:

Just about everything, really... I do like dumb action flicks... And I'm pretty into thrillers... Comedies rule... Hey, man, they're just movies, after all...

Books:

Recently, I've read: Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes from the Indie Underground 1981-1991. It's good, but it's sad... Especially w/ what happended to the Replacements... A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Heroes:

Les Claypool, Mike Watt, Flea, Bryn Bright, Eddie Spaghetti, Charlie Hunter, Abby Travis, Bootsy Collins, George Porter Jr., Craig McFarland, John Paul Jones, John Entwistle, Brian Kehoe, Mirv Haggard, Jeff Gomes, Rob Wright, John Wright, Andy Kerr, Tom Holliston, Butthouse, Dr. Ware, Brain, Bernie Worrell, Jerry Trebotic, Pete Mazich

My Blog

Dearly beloved...

Does anyone know what the trick is to gettin' the folks out to rock it? I haven't stumbled across that little incantation that will magically transport everyone to one of our little parties. Like th...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:04:00 PST

Bikers... Don’t really like us...

Well, I don't think they do anyway...  see we did this benefit show, right?  This past sunday.  n' we really did rock it.  but the applause faded with every song... granted, peop...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:11:00 PST

A Gay Dinosaur

Megasoreass.  I know...  FUNNY!!!!
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

Flip Flops= SLUTTY HOE! YO.

I thought I should share this observation with you:  Women who wear flip flops out in public are hoes.  They wear those fucking things cuz it’s the closest they can get to bare feet....
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

Dear Oakland....

You would be a wonderful city to live in if all the assholes moved away.  If all the perverts and pedophiles could move into a furnace, that would rule.  If everyone that's broken into my c...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

How to Make a "SCENE"

Here's how to start a cool little thing around a band you love:  1. find band 2. go to band's show 3. tell friends about band.  4. bring friends to band's next show. 5. buy band's CD/Demo/...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST

Grow yer cold skin, foo'...

I don't think I escaped permanent damage from the cold of last night.  I think the top half of my skull is frozen or something.  It was very hard to get warm last night.  Still, it was ...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:13:00 PST

Guacamole clogs my ears up...

Quizno's was on the menu for lunch today.  It wasn't my first choice but I got outvoted.  The wacky girl I work with- the one that seriously needs microdermabrasion around her mouth parts- w...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:15:00 PST

What the HELL do ya do with all that soda????

Holy bejeezus...   Have you gotten the largest size combo meal @ Del Taco?  Jeezus Mary n' Joseph...  I've not eaten that many fries in quite some time...  Seriously... ...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:09:00 PST

FEAR LAMONT!

Well, I don't know that his name's actually Lamont, nor do I actually fear him.  But boy is he annoying.  I have dubbed him Lamont because I don't really know his name, and I don't want to.&...
Posted by MEXICUTIONER on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:31:00 PST