C. JONES... Who?

THIS IS WHAT CAME TO MIND IN FIVE MINUTES FOR THIS PAGE ABOUT ME: “To thyne ownself be true!!!!” Shakespeare, what were you thinking…..? I am that I am, said Sam I am and I do like green eggs and ham. Green is my favorite color. I live in a room. I like to rant. Is this mic on? I think I’m hungry again. McDonald’s? Hell no. Walter’s off of Metropolitan… that’s the biz. I need a job. This can’t be life. Who likes kiwi anyway when you have lemons. Let’s make lemonade. I got 99 problems and fruit isn’t one of them. This is beginning to get wack. Okay. I’ll stop for now. Here's some other stuff: First Name: C.Jones…Who?/Middle Name: If I say you’ll have to die/Birthday: Sept. 21… Virgos rule!/ Eyes: Light Brown/Hair: black/Fav color:GREEN/ Day or Night: Both/---FRIENDS AND LIFE--- Do you ever wish you had another name? NO/ Do you like anyone?I like everyone for the most part/ Which one of your friends acts the most like you? That’s virtually no one/ Who's the loudest? My mother/ Who have you known the longest of your friends? J. Long/ Who's the shyest: I don’t know…this is stupid/ Are you close to any family members? Just about everyone in my family/ When you cried the most: Everytime leave unfinished food/ What's the best feeling in the world: That’s not for public consumption/ Worst Feeling: I don’t know… just get a band aide/---HAVE YOU---Ran away from home: Think so… and got the beat down of my life/ Pictured your crush naked: I’ll never say/ Skipped school: once or twice/ Broken someone's heart: Unfortunately… too many times but not on purpose - that's cruel/Been in love: I think so oh too many times/ Cried when someone died: Always… like Ricky Smiley “Nobody told me nothing”/Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: too many times.../Done something embarrassing:All the time/ Done a drug: That's not for public consumption/ Cried in school: What do you think/ ---HAVE YOU EVER--- Fallen for your best friend?: Gross/ Made out with JUST a friend?:That's is too personal/ Kissed two people in the same day?: Maybe/Had sex with two different people in the same day?: My parents might read this... I plead the fifth/Been rejected: It happens to us all, but it’s not common for me/Been in love?: Ask Lenny Williams/Been used?:I've maybe done a favor or two/Done something you regret?: I try not to ever have regrets/Cheated on someone?:Is this mic on/Been called a tease: How’d you know my nickname?