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Patricia Anne Sheehan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I walk and walk, do nothing. I talk and talk, say nothing.

My Interests

Dog. Beach. Kickball. Adult beverages. Stolen Twilight Zone DVD comas with Smikey. Freckles. Mom and Dad. Avoiding inevitability. Chain smoking. Dog. Driving. Larry David moments. Jamaica Pond. Beecher Street dog park. Nose sunburns. Dear Summer, I love you.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who appreciates good Dad humor.

Music:

is a trigger.

Movies:

The Deer Hunter.

Television:

Law & Order, Homicide: Life on the Street, The Twilight Zone and OZ. Comeuppance is a favorite topic of mine.

Books:

Ruined my life.

Heroes:

People who get too drunk to remember what I do when I get too drunk.

My Blog

I just want a shot!

Tonight I saw a man leave the bar. Not so much LEAVE the bar as being forcibly escorted from it. He was refusing to leave because all he wanted was a shot. He didn't take into account that it was well...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:46:00 PST

Fuck It. Really, just Fuck It.

You know what's not cool? Heroin. Not. Fucking. Cool. My heart is breaking. I don't know what to do. I hate it when it's impossible to convey rudimentary logic to someone. I'm going to go stare at the...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

J'adore domestic disturbances

Some guy and some girl are in front of my house at the moment arguing about something she left in the car. He is being very mean to her, and telling her she is going to sleep in the car if she can't "...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Woot-Woot!

So I finally did it. After working there for four years, I put in my two weeks notice at the diner last night. It felt So Fucking Good. My last day will be Thursday, May 11th. To anyone who wants to g...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:56:00 PST

SoCal and Panama

Southern California makes me want to puke, and I don't know why. I just kind of hate it. I've mostly gotten over hating random things I have no first person knowledge of, but...man, I dunno. It really...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

So this GUY....

So there's this guy that comes into the diner. His name is Peter, but he looks more like a Kevin, so I call him Kevin. Basically, I'm mildly obsessed with him. Not at all in a sexual way, although I h...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST

This started as something different.

I hate girls that pretend to be stupid. Seriously, it's not adorable. At least pretend to be smarter than you are. That's laudable. I do it every day. I also don't like that Goldfish have eyes and smi...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:47:00 PST

Home alone!

So my roommate Stephanie just upped and went to Egypt. She's coming back, which is nice because I'm super fond of her. However, this means that I'm going to be talking to myself quite a bit more than ...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:51:00 PST

No longer crucified to the V.

So after ten years I decided to no longer be vegan. Cheese is pretty tasty, although the consistency is still slightly alien to me. I kind of pretend that it's a new kind of soy cheese. I'm still stay...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:45:00 PST

Why Do I Make Stupid Fucking Mistakes?

I dunno. But one of these days I'm going to figure out WHY - and I'm going to RECTIFY that reason - and then I won't make any more mistakes and I'll be able to keep my money in one roll, and I'll writ...
Posted by Patricia Anne Sheehan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST