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rosemary

is life? no. demorez.

About Me

buy me a drink and i'll tell you all about it.

My Interests

i enjoy not paying taxes! it is soo exciting to see how many years it will take for revenue canada to actually notice. what are they going to do? take away my manolos aka "payless shoes clearance bin speacials"?? eat it bitch!

I'd like to meet:

an honest scorpio. and someone who can make me rich. i'm getting too old to sugar coat the cold, hard truth.

Music:

i'm the top egg shaker in costa rica. my stage name is 'the scrambler.'

Movies:

david letterman's portrayal in 'cabin boy' was a truly touching performance. as if the elaborate set and the vivid art direction wasn't enough! would you like to buy a monkey? enough said.

Television:

my tv career began on romper room...an experience that ended promptly when a careless stage hand ignored my rider; i clearly asked for a dressing room at least 300 meters away from 'Do Bee's' dressing room, as i am deathly allergic. give me a break, i was four.

Books:

choose your own adventure 'csi miami: caruso loses a limb'

Heroes:

ugh