Member Since: 4/6/2007
Band Members: Pistol Tits McCallister, Cabbage Mantis, Darpinion, and Turtle Bruce (on occasions)
Influences: ME, The Underwear Heads, Butthole Surfers, Eggbomb Eddie and the Survivors, Anal Babies, Happy Flowers, Ween, Lobster Crotch and the M.D.s, Kramer, The Shepard's Crotch, Nutscreamer, Powderhorn Delta Pouch, Loppy and the Frenchmen, Corn Pattern and the Faucet Gypsies, Beige Invasion, Hatebeak, Snake Cabin. You know what? This is bullshit!!! We're influenced by your girlfriend's thundermugs! I'm so sick of giving props to strangers who couldn't give a fuck about my severe outbreak of spores!!! You only come around when I'm blazing! I'll tell you what. Warm up to my wrinkle bag! Maybe that will influence you!!!!! I'll see you when I buy a bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Yeah, Nice Dick Blanket! It really brings out the color in your veins!
Record Label: NOBODY WANTS OUR FUCKING ASSES!
Type of Label: None