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talk about pressure...condense my superfly attitude, stuning sense of humor and all-round, feel good approach to life in a character space of 300 words--simply impossible. I have to make myself appealing/exotic/unique (aka worth a minute of your time) to the average internet surfer, attractive to the hottie singles club, meanwhile, maintaining a chic, low-key persona in which both sexes would feel cool just kickin' back a few beers and shooting a mean game of pool with me...so how am I doing?