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ceci n'est pas un Samurai

About Me



"SOME KIND OF HIGH POWERED MUTANT NEVER EVEN CONSIDERERED FOR MASS PRODUCTION. TOO WEIRD TO LIVE, AND TOO RARE TO DIE"
-Dr. Gonzo

My Interests

The future, the cosmos, the human experience, high fives, whiskey, spicy things, The east.. The west... and all that good stuff in between.

I'd like to meet:


SIRENS IN THE SEA OF LIFE

Music:

THE GOOD KIND

Movies:


They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer.
Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton: Real things?
Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Who's The MASTER
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any troubleAngelo Papas

Television:


Opiate of the masses

Books:

.:Kafka:. .:Huxley:..:Whitman:. .:Ginsberg:. .:Emerson:. .:Kerouac:. .:H.S. Thompson:. .:B. Stoker:. .:Melville:. .:Machiavelli:. .:Chomsky:. .:Vonnegut:. .:Abdul Alhazred:.
absorb

Heroes:

Doktor Jake!!!!

My Blog

DRACULA 2006

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Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

MUTHA FUCKING SCRAPES ON BRAIN -Samurai L. Jackson

Sooo..Enjoy these non fictiously retardified explosivities that are ready to equip you with the unnecessary knowledge of of yestermorrow. Not because your want to but because you need to, and it will ...
Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST

HELL

Hell has long been the favored choice for supernatural creatures and sorcerous evil doers and should serve nicely as your new home. You will be pleased to find numerous amenities, including demons ava...
Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST

the benefits of being evil

Being evil is more then a job, it's a lifestyle. By embracing the dark forces, otherwise ordinary men, women, and even children and pets can gain power and wealth beyond their wildest dreams. Perhaps ...
Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Hi-Rez Potential

It has been hypothesized that humans on average only use 10 % of their brain capacity on a daily basis. While pondering this bizarre cranial incapacity, you must admit that we as humans have accomplis...
Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST

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(|||||Audible Secretion|||||)Hyper-colored flames.course through the digitized veins Uv..Of..OUghHi-Rez MaaaaaaanDeranged and wayward of his original planA world not ready to existDoes not mean he sho...
Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Vine Ripened Weirdz

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Posted by :::::SAMURAI:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST