Notes about what does and does not belong on the floor... |
The following things are okay on the floor: dirty laundry, some amount of papers, and books.This is not okay on the floor: HUMAN SHIT. Seriously.Oh. And, NO the Salvos do not help out with the cos...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:32:00 PST |
Drinking your own urine is not a generally recommended survival tactic. |
I must thank Slate Magazine's Explainer Podcast for the title of this blog.
So I'm at the very beginning of a 12 hour workday and I have no clue why I agreed to do this, given the fact that I k...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:28:00 PST |
How To...Courtesy of Deeds (and this has been said before) |
Let us have a brief lesson in grammar.1. Your is possesive. Like "your car" or "your mom."2. You're is a contraction of "you" and "are." "You're a fucking tool, you dumb bitch."3. To is a preposition...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Old People Are AWESOME, Part I |
So...everyone knows my Grandma is real annoying. Today, she insisted on watching the Reno 911 marathon with my sister and I. Now, my Grandma doesn't understand this kind of humor most of the time be...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:15:00 PST |
Too long... |
I went out last night for about an hour, which is kind of a lot for me these days, and I did so without drinking any alcoholic beverages at all.
And no one hates me because I don't hate the peo...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:34:00 PST |
This place... |
I picked up a whole bunch of hours at work this week...because it's not like I have anything better to do and because it's not like I can't use the money.
And already I am thinking, "What were you thi...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST |
Really Good Weekend! |
I have had a really good weekend...and I learned the true value of sleep, once and for all. And I am going to Sound Set 08. And it is gong to be pretty cool, I reckon. Things have been pretty spott...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:24:00 PST |
Fuckin’ Tom. |
As if being on my friends list automatically wasn’t creepy enough...I get updates from him now in my friends subscription section. And it’s not like I care what he has to say. ...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST |
The Murderers |
I totally saw them last night. Then I totally stumbled down to the convenience store and then home. All in all, it was pretty hilarious. I think it’s good that I decided to NOT wear heels bec...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST |
Big Bird, Evil Adhesive, and Wifey Rings |
So...I went to Eau Claire on Friday and the ladies at the nut bin were REALLY rude to me. They made me take off my bra and then argued with me when I wanted to go to my car. I was wearing ...
Posted by Screwdriver Sally" on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST |
