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What we do. . .
We make brutal deathgrind-y power violence because we don't know how to make anything that's not brutal. If there was a better word than brutal to describe our music, we would use it. If you don't like our band we'll fight you in public. Yes, we are all extremely handsome and no, we will not date you. Yes, it is true that Charleston's guitar has been modified to fire Molotovs into the crowd while we grind live. No, it is not true that Thor's arms and legs were replaced by hydraulic prostheses. We will grind anywhere, anytime, and for any amount of money. We're in this for the love of the game. We have a pet bear and sometimes we release it during shows. If you're not down with that, too bad. It's happening. Hallelujah holla back.
Things people have said about us. . .
"Daughters Of The Apocalypse are so brutal that after the song is over, all of the notes that they used just die." Scooter Johnson Productions