Elvis Lady |
shes a crazy bitch who lives on the second floor of my apartment. Elvis lady sucks ass. Thats it. Posted by jack on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST |
The Julia Roberts syndrom |
Ask any woman if Julia Roberts is hot and they will go on a rant about how gorgeous she is. But ask a guy and he will tell you she looks like a seadonkey. The only reason girls say Julia R... Posted by jack on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST |
West Valley Shit Fest |
Ok so most of you know me, i have a good sense of humor about stuff that is complete shit, i can usually force a laugh. That was until I went and saw the West Valley Film Festival. This wa... Posted by jack on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST |
MayoTard |
You may ask what is Mayotard and "how does it apply to me?" Well you see scientists at NASA have discovered that people have been struggling making sandwiches these days. People have to de... Posted by jack on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:05:00 PST |
I QUIT! |
For all of you that know me well you know I have served three years tour of duty in the hell known as GardenCity. Well in the past couple of weeks alot has changed with the casino under the new ... Posted by jack on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:50:00 PST |
Honesty |
I love my family more than anything! and I need my true friends more than the air I breath. One thing my mom told me today is that you should be able to look people in the eyes and they will tre... Posted by jack on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST |
Kurt Vonnegut Rest In Peace |
Kurt Vonnegut was one of the greatest writers of our time. Few people can change our veiw of the world and make us laugh while doing it. Cats Cratel and Breakfast of champions influenced m... Posted by jack on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST |
bicyclists in Palo Alto |
For those of you that dont know Palo Alto is a rich uppity little town in the bay area. palo Alto Pretty much sucks. But i digress. See Rich people for the most part are stupid (I do... Posted by jack on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST |
If I had a time machine |
Since most of you disagreed with my last blog heres one you might agree with. If i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill the inventor of the shoes that have the wheel on the heel s... Posted by jack on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST |
soggy cereal |
Soggy LIFE cereal is the bomb! Posted by jack on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST |