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Jesus Chrysler

I am Jack's cliché Fight Club quote

About Me

You want to know about me? Ask, because I'm far too lazy to type it all out to the 95% of people who could really give a rat's ass.

My Interests

Music( I play bass, guitar, and make loud, crappy noises on drums), I used to blade, but they broke, Halo 2 is a big time killer.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, Boysetsfire, Mushroomhead, Black Label Society, Soundgarden, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Devildriver, Lollipop Lustkill, Maroon 5, ZZ Top, The Doors, Bobaflex, Fear Factory, CKY, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Victor Wooten, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, Pennywise, Gob, Tsunami Bomb, Sublime, Bob Marley, AFI, The Offspring, Iron Maiden, Powerman 5000, Disturbed, MC Chris, The Beatles, The Aquabats, White Zombie, Themes to Beverly Hills Cop, Fraggle Rock, and Ghostbusters.

Movies:

Suicide Kings, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, Kung Fu Hustle, Any Jackie Chan, Gangs of New York, Beverly Hills Cop(all of them), Ghostbusters(both), Surf Ninjas, PCU, Reservoir Dogs, Ocean's Eleven, Rounders, American History X, The Fifth Element, The Punisher, Anchorman(only because of Brick), Tank Girl, Clerks, Mallrats, All other Kevin Smith Movies, Best In Show, XXX(love the fucking stunts), The Secret of Nimh, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Bad News Bears(the original), Shaun of the Dead, One Hour Photo, Seven, The Shawshank Redemption......and too many other bad-ass movies.

Television:

Two Words: Family Guy

Books:

The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, The Satanic Bible(from a philosophical POV), Brave New World, Needful Things, The Relic, Countless amounts of scripts for plays, The big book of......large pages?

Heroes:

Honestly I don't see the point of having a hero. Any person one might idolize takes away from the act of being oneself.

My Blog

yay bonsai kitty (rant from bulletin)

I want a bonsai kitten! www.bonsaikitten.comThe source of sooo many people getting all worked up over nothing!Hopefully people have checked this bulletin out to see why I'm a sick bastard. I went...
Posted by Jesus Chrysler on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:54:00 PST

Oh No! Not That!

     So my mother left for the weekend.......and she asked me to take care of her animals. She got mad because for two days in a row, I gave them grapes, instead of grapes and...
Posted by Jesus Chrysler on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:29:00 PST

I Hate Life!

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Posted by Jesus Chrysler on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:31:00 PST