JedMeister

First of all, I'm not fond of writing about myself because I'm so effing unpredictable. I believe that I cannot describe myself in an honest manner. I have multiple personalities, whether you believe it or not. But for formality's sake, I will write down some distinct/weird characteristics of mine:I have a zit-infested face... I don't have a crooked nose...(that means I'm not a great leader) I have dreamy eyes...honestly! I have a black, shiny, "shampoo commercial" hair... I have a wonderful physique...(Okay! I'm lying!) I have a beer belly that I'm trying to get rid off.. I have no body piercings... I have a 5'8" tall something...(Would you like to guess?) I have little body hair... I have big feet...(which results to big...hmmm...) I have a fucked-up average bod...I have a dreary, fucked-up life... I only cry at night... I believe in lust at first sight... I believe in finding "the one"... I honestly have NGSB... I am a responsible son... I frequently lie... I'm a Mamah's Boy... I sometimes snore when I sleep... I am ambitious... I believe I'm funny... but I'm a bit snobbish sometimes... I am sociable... I love to be indoors... but I always dream of being outdoors... I love to travel to places I only see on books and magazines...I blog... I blog about my fucked-up life... I like to read and write... I'm planning to write a LitErotika novel in the future... I'm also into photography... I wanna be a famous fashion photographer in the future... I don't want to be a politician... but I really want to be a lawyer... I wanna have a lot of degrees in my belt... I wanna be a CPA... I wanna be a university professor... I wanna be a CEO... I wanna...hmmm, what else? .... I plan to achieve it all before I die...I am quite religious and superstitious... I somewhat believe in the Law of Attraction but I still believe in GOD... I'm a God-fearing and ghost-fearing person...I stopped smoking... I drink occasionally... I party hard... I love the nightlife... I always a bring a condom for luck...I'm a perv... I'm addicted to porn... I love voyeuring... I dream of involving in an orgy... I always dream of having a threesome... I want to master the art of tantric sex... I want to try all the positions in the Kama Sutra before I die...I AM NOT A NERD... BUT I AM A GEEK...I still need to edit this...for I want to be complete...