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Giant Sloth

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About Me

ABOUT YOU:


Public servant, heartless venture capitalist, and (ironically) a loving husband and father.

My Interests

The fall of the two party system, the fall of The Third Reich, confections

I'd like to meet:

Big Foot/The Skunk Ape/Yetti and Tom Hanks

David M. Walker, Comptroller General of the United States

Music:

Aerosmith CDs purchased from the Plexiglas rack on the counter at gas stations, Alpine Yodeling, Morrissey

Movies:

Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, The Deep End of the Ocean

..

Television:

Melrose Place, Antiques Road Show, (Steve Thomas vintage) This Old House, Deal, or No Deal
About the Wolfboy

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

2:45:57 PM juan: yo

2:46:10 PM d: Hey man, what's happening?

2:46:24 PM juan: nothing much, just got back from miami

2:46:32 PM juan: I met a wolfboy

2:47:13 PM d: cool....Wow, that's awesome, one of those kids who are all hairy?

2:47:27 PM juan: yeah

2:47:34 PM juan: but he is being exploited

2:47:41 PM juan: cause he's mexican

2:47:53 PM d: Haha, not because he's a wolf boy?

2:48:03 PM juan: they pay the other performers a lot more money than they pay him cause he's under the table

2:48:18 PM d: hmm

2:48:26 PM juan: no man, they had a halfboy who got paid a lot more than him!

2:48:35 PM d: what kind of freak show was this?

2:48:48 PM juan: the brothers grimm at the ozzfest

2:49:26 PM d: ahhhhh, that's fucked up, that's kind of a big operation, i can't believe they'd be so sketchy

2:49:50 PM juan: the torture king was performing there so he told me I could shoot his performance but when I got there the owners of the show said I could shoot if I gave up all my rights of my movie and give it to them

2:50:12 PM juan: so I said fuck this and took off

2:50:20 PM d: That's a bad ass story though, undocumented freak show workers...what?! what the hell woluld the point be?

2:50:26 PM juan: felt bad for the wolfboy though

2:51:01 PM d: yeah, hard life being a wolfboy

2:51:22 PM juan: thats my newest painting of the enigma

2:51:38 PM juan: so whats up with you man?

2:51:38 PM d: wolf boy?

2:51:52 PM d: no much, working my ass off here at the paper

2:52:12 PM juan: where are you now?

2:52:56 PM d: At work, at The Gainesville Sun

2:53:24 PM juan: do you have a photographer named jimmy there?

2:53:59 PM juan: is it kinda like the bugle or the daily planet?

2:54:09 PM d: yeah

3:00:11 PM d: but not as super

3:00:20 PM juan: shit

Books:

Anything by Dale Carnegie or Dr. Phil

Heroes:

William Randolph Hearst, Howard Hughes, Tim Gunn (Director of the Parsons School of Design), The Skunk Ape