Lock the Doors and Turn Out the Lights. There's Salespeople Afoot |
Can you smell it in the air? It's so thick I'd call you a liar if you said you couldn't. Know what it is? It's the stink of desperation lightly glazed in scam, and its all over town. Students here hav...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:03:00 GMT |
Federal Express: Federal? Possibly. Express? Certainly Not. |
In an effort to reward me for my years of hard work and dedication to academic excellence (or mediocrity, if judging from my grades rather than from the quality of my experience) my father, to whom I ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:40:00 GMT |
Old Men Talking |
Old Man 1: Oh, hey! I didn't see you standing there.Old Man 2: Yeah, hey. What are you doing?Old Man 1: Well, I just came in here to get a soft pack of cigarettes, but they don't have them. They're pu...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:05:00 GMT |
It's Time to Blow Up the Moon |
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/28/tech/main676957.sh tmlAccording to this outdated but still mildly hilarious news story, Japan is planning on starting a manned base on the moon by 2025. Upon r...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
Nostrahouder Said it First |
As you may or may not already know, a group of international astronomers gathered in Prague recently and changed the definition of the word "planet," effectively stripping Pluto of its title as our so...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:34:00 GMT |
My Buddy Tom |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5270414.stmA recent poll in the United Kingdom revealed that Tom Cruise is the celebrity people would least like to have as a friend. Although he is one of the...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 14:39:00 GMT |
Creepsville: Population You |
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/17/ramsey.arrest/index.htmlI, like the rest of the concerned residents of this Rocky Mountain state, have been on top of the latest developments in the JonBenet Ramsey c...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:56:00 GMT |
The Scales Have Tipped (And Other Weight-Related Puns) |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4793455.stm?lsI saw an Arby's commercial the other day that informed me that if I acted quickly enough, I could get four famous Arby's "sandwiches" for just $5. I don...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:58:00 GMT |
Reporting That Rocks the Very Foundation of our Society |
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2189570&page=1& CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312Lance Bass, singer in the once-popular boyband 'NSync and one-time receiver of a hug from Brenton Richardson, has been o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:17:00 GMT |
I Got Stabbed in the Fuckin' Face! |
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/b uscemi.htmIf you're like me, this 4-year-old news story is keeping you on the edge of your seat. Apparently, Vince Vaughn and Steve Buscemi ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
