FrEe LuNcH, fInAl WiSdOm, ToTaL cOvErAgE

I am 23 from Hatfield, PA (Smiling Porker biatches) I am open minded, yet opinionated. I play and listen to music a lot. I'm told I have an old soul. I can be serious yet spontaneous. Silent and outspoken. I like to have long conversations over a nice dinner and a glass of wine. I am interested in women that are intelligent, yet sarcastic.I believe in equal rights for all human beings, but i love racist jokes. Alcohol is great, being drunk is fun. Playing music drunk is even more fun. I like camping and air conditioning. I like everything from Arlo to Slayer. I am clean. I wash my laundry, habitually, on Saturdays. I take the trash out when necessary. I like to close my eyes and meditate. I love Seinfeld and watch it 5 times a day. I keep secrets. I don't trust people who fuck me over. I like to talk about my feelings. I write poetry. I read books while going number 2. I shave in the shower. I'm not afraid of public restrooms. I like new york is great, but could never live there. I have fought personal demons and am stronger because of that. I wear mesh shorts to bed. I burp, fart and scratch myself in public. I have respect for gay people and transgenders. I love the out doors. I pee on fences. I pee on tents. I drink MD and The Rose. I sometimes sleep in a bucket. I require diaper changes. Hatfield Village smells like curry, armpits and feet. I bite my finger nails. I use baby oil. I like candles and tie dye. I think cedar smells great. I love bbqs and drinkin beers. I set things on fire. I melt GI Joes. I love slippers. I LOVE to cook. I love chinese, italian, greek, indian, cajun, american, thai, german, and polish food. I really like playing songs for women on my guitar. I drink LAGER, Jamison, and Jackie D. I go to the Phila. Folk Fest every year. I am an eagle scout. I am reliable, honest, trustworthy and loyal. I will be your best friend, but you cant ever fuck me over. I will be there for you whenever you need a buddy, but dont fuck me over. I like give and take relationships. Everything cannot be one sided. I like to talk about problems, not yell. I am not violent. I love women, i think they are all beautiful; a work of art. This is just some of me. If you want to know more, drop me a message, we can step out for a drink. .. Myspace Backgrounds