Conductor Nigel Evans - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Conductor Nigel Evans' love affair with music started when he was thirty seven years old and forced to move out of the church basement that had housed him since his father's tragic lawnmower accident. He currently conducts an orchestra of neighbourhood children, is sad when people laugh at him, and enjoys bangers and mash for every meal. He hopes to bring a message of futuristic Christ or Christ-like love through songs about mythical equine beings, shaving, and the occasional Radiohead or Flaming Lips cover. He will die in 2007 of liver failure. There will be no one to remember him.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/1/2005
Band Members: Conductor Nigel Evans, occasionally featuring Buford Beckwith (seven states, seven rapes), and his backing band The Internet Predators.
Influences: Let's face it, there's only one true influence, and his name is Elton John.
Sounds Like: A guy who needs a job that keeps him out of the house more than 3-5 hours a day. And maybe a dash of The Flaming Lips or something.
Type of Label: None