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About Me

I am the Frau, Madame of Kabaret Falschtanz. I want to meet you! I would love to add you to my collection of friends. However, I must make a small request. Please email me a little about yourself. I know this is tedious, but I like to have an intimate knowledge of my friends so that I may treat them with the loving care they deserve. You may visit my lovelies at the following sights: Fraulein Eve and Fraulein Natasha and Fraulein Naughtia and Otto Von Zuhalter
You should check out the following site for interesting experimental short films some of which include my lovely ladies: PossibilityX While you are at it, check out this site: Ziusudra
**Upcoming Shows**Upcoming Shows**Upcoming Shows**
April 27 Pseudodance Theatre XXXX Hardcore Re-creations Rampage Art Studio 9:00pm
May 12th 10:45 am Pseudodance Theatre Frindes of The Library in Cassidy Square
May 12th Carnality Ball Rampage Art Studio VIP 8:00 General public 9:00pm
May 28th Paseo Arts Festival 11:00 am
June 1 Kabaret Falsctanz W/ Otto and The Hearty Bavarian Peasant Stock Blue Moon 900 pm
June 3rd Pseudodance Theatre Guest Appearance Inner City Dance Institute @ Stage Center
June 7 IAO Gallery Dead Center Film Fest 11:00 pm
June 22nd El Paso Hot Button (We gitta dance too!) VZD's
June 26th The Gardes/The Seperation (Special appearance by US!) Hi Lo
June 29th Fundraiser at the IAO gallery for a bunch of Poets

My Interests

Meeting people, dancing, reading, dancing, Eating Good Rich Decadent Food, dancing, creating disturbingly sensual experiences in which all may participate, dancing, creating disturbingly sensual experiences in which NO ONE may participate, dancing

I'd like to meet:

Martha Graham, Weird Al Yankovic, Lucille Ball, Jenna Jameson, Kevin Spacey, E.E. Cummings, Jackson Pollock, Gary Oldman, & Violent Femmes

Music:

Bach, Dresden Dolls, Asleep Audience Dream, Starlight Mints, Violent Femmes, Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass, Frank Sinatra , Shastikovich, Rachmaninoff, the DeVynls (specifically 'I touch Myself'), U2, Pink Martini, Lali Puna, Tangerine Dream, FLAMING LIPS

Movies:

Coffee and Cigarettes, Amelie, A Clockwork Orange, Jamon!Jamon!, Il Postino, Like Water For Chocolate, Galaxy Quest, American Beauty, Eyes Wide Shut, Dracula, Red Shoe Diaries, Spinal Tap, L'Ennui, A Mighty Wind, Dog Show, Chocolat,American Beauty, Bolero & Mary Poppins

Television:

British Sit-coms (incl. but not limited to Red Dwarf, Vicar Of Dibley, & Keeping Up Appearances), X-Files (the sexual tension between Mulder & Scully was amazing), The Office, The Tick, and The Lone Gunmen. (Unfortunately the clever ones never last!)

Books:

Dracula, The Prophet, The Pearl, The Awakening, Seven Habits of Highly Effective Madames, Blood Memory, Alfred Hitchcock, Agatha Christie, & Victoria Holt Novels

Heroes:

Anyone who can get what they want without stepping on the little people. Anyone with the confidence to be who they are regardless of situations/society. I admire those who are not afraid of hard work, whatever the job may be. I especially admire those who put the safety of others above personal safety.

My Blog

My Brain is in My Butt....

....and My Butt is Numb!
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

You Know You Want It......

Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Replacement Suggested

..> As I was sitting in a bar last night, sipping on my 2nd Jack&Coke, I looked up and saw the following phrase:Lamp is approaching the end of its useful life in full power operation. REPLACEMEN...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:50:00 PST

Love Monkeys!

So for those of you too lazy to attend our last show, I will unveil the results of our Myspace Choreography Project. We will perform to the beautiful chords of Bach, enhanced by spoken word. The ...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:50:00 PST

It is all about you!!!!

Okay Kowgirls and Kow Pokes, now is your chance for fame and our chance for fortune! March 24th is our Kowboy Kabaret and for a small fee ($5) we will teach you our moves and then you may perform with...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

I am in love with Christopher Walken!

Thats it. I think he is amazingly funny and creepy and warm and fuzzy! the SNL cowbell skit intrigued me, but I recently viewed his dance video with fat boy slim and, well, my knees are weak!!!!! Yes,...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

My lovely ladies!

I love my girls! No, I do not mean my boobs. I am speaking of the wonderful ladies that make Kabaret Falschtanz brilliant! They put up with alot....and so do the hubbies and boyfriends. Thank you from...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

Monkey Poo

I would love to crack open my skull and scoop out the bad bits of my brain and fling them against the wall as though those bits were monkey poo!
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

On being Inspired

Inspiration is not some mysterious state of mind. It is merely being motivated to accomplish a thing. Inspiration=Motivation
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:27:00 PST

This blog's for you!

This will be short and hopefully sweet! I write this to let you know how much you have meant to me! It has taken years, but I now truly appreciate what you have done for me. you have instilled in me ...
Posted by Kabaret Falschtanz on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST