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janey

There are two of me, This is the real me.

About Me

While you're reading this, I am going through your stuff.I hate gum.

My Interests

Ice cream, maps, words, interests, finery, splendor, quiet, noises, things, semi-dried figs, fresh figs, dried figs, bananas, running, yelling, shouting, bellowing.

I'd like to meet:

Good spellers. Punctual people. Not my heroes. A box of money.

Music:

Is a just a load of vibrations in the air. Like most air, some is better than most. I'm somewhere in between, me and my air.

Movies:

I have a lot of opinions.

Television:

The Sopranos, The Wire, Law and Order, Winning Streak, anything with Paris Hilton.

Books:

Sometimes I like to read academic books, but usually I chase them with a gossip magazine, which I always like better. If I ever write an academic book, I'll make sure there's a gossip magazine between each chapter.

My Blog

Once upon a railway

Dear Iarnród Éireann (http://www.irishrail.ie/home/),Congratulations on providing an excellent service to the people of this great nation. Recently, on a journey from Dublin to Killarney, I paid ¬39.5...
Posted by janey on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

Pipe down, Mr Radio, just pipe down.

I'm sick of talk radio, so why can't I stop listening? I started listening to Newstalk 106 because they were new and occasionally interesting, and, well, my friend worked there. I felt like I was s...
Posted by janey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inspector Television

While I was filling in the stuff in my profile about shows I would watch if my TV were watchable, the TV inspector called to the house. I expected these guys to look a lot like this guy didn't: big, b...
Posted by janey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Red Sox

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the fact that the Red Sox kicked Yankee ass at home last night. Guys, please, it's been 85 years. One more game. Good thing tonight's a drinking night, or ...
Posted by janey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST