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Alf The Polyglot!

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About Me

I don't know how to talk about myself, just to myself (watashi wa baka desu ne). My name is ALF (Arufu), I used to be in a band called Rul of Thum (ROT), now I'm in a band called "Los Bennys", please come check us out sometime. All I do is work, band practice, and study Japanese. I can speak and write English, Spanish, and some Japanese. I like to make people laugh. I love smiling and people who smile. I love coffee, music, movies (DVD's yaaaaay), Nippon, studying japanese, Comic Books, people who wear glasses (I wish I wore glasses), running into walls, punching myself in the head, and people that can have fun in any situation. oh yeah and i love whiskey. I hate drama uuuuuugh, conformists, cheesy mtv styled music, George W. Bush, sour pusses, my life, how everyone dresses the same in my town, and of course racist pigs. hmmmm I guess that's it. I love making friends so message me if you wanna talk.

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My Interests

Tanuki, Laughing, comics, working on my comic book, movies (from all over the world esp. Japanese, Chinese, and Italian), obsessing over glasses, being a total dork, Pocky!!!, Any candy made by Glico!, making music, training my Growlithe (Sonny), jammin out with Los Bennys, My japanese classes (Nihon-go), green tea, My mistress Death, Meeting new people, sushi (especially Unagi), Drinking, Kirin Beer!, IRISH CAR BOMBS!!!!, yummy yummy Jameson (one more shot sweetheart), Thwarting evil as Kuroi Kamen (I need a sidekick), Going to shows, sakura, Hanging with my droogies, meeting devotchkas and going to my local moloko bar. Fuzzy Warbles, Wii, meeting porn stars by accident, self-destruction, Leaving work, Reading, writing my short stories, obsessing over Nippon, Yuki-Onna, Tengu, wallowing, and ummmm you! Me and Gil Karla wa ichiban da yo!! Shonen Knife w/ The Misfits!! I am a Shonen Knife Freak!!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody whose Crescent Fresh! Esp. if you like one of these: Japanese, Comics, Zombies, Punk Rock, Adult Swim Shows, Drinking, Talking About Crap, Shonen Knife freaks, Tanuki and Shiba-ken. oh and jackie clarke and Charlyne Yi is awesome!!!if you wanna chat IM me: "fortyozprophet"

Music:

Mostly Punk & Ska, but alot others as well I'm open minded.....Tiger Army, Misfits, Bad Religion, Hot Water Music, Dead Kennedys, NoFX, Lagwagon, Bad Astronaut, Devo, Armchair Martian, Drag The River, Melt-Banana, Shonen Knife, Plastics, Polysics, Sleater-Kinney, 12 Step Rebels, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Sublime, Toots and The Maytals, Desmond Dekker, Hepcat, 5.6.7.8's, The Jetboys!, Guitar Wolf, Symarip, Dropkick Murphys, Floggin Molly, the Skels, Slackers, Rise Against, Mad Caddies, Skoidats, Hank Williams (and HWIII), Wanda Jackson, Petty Booka, Specials, Clash, RAMONES!, Stiff Little Fingers, Descendents, All, The Muffs, Cock Sparrer, Los Bennys! (my band), Psyphoria!, None More Black, Bouncing Souls, Nerf Herder, Nicotine, Hi-Standard, Soft Ball, Dick Dale, WU-TANG!!!, Rancid, Op Ivy, Jello Biafra with DOA, Pogues, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Laurel Aiken, Jimmy Cliff, Dance Hall Crashers, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Bad Brains, Le Scrawl, Johnny Cash, Strung Out, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Tool, Veruca Salt, Helmet, Quicksand, Smile, Weezer, Strokes, Social Distortion, Sade, The Ventures, Boy Sets Fire, Thursday, Elle Fitzgerald, Joni Mitchell, Billy Joel, Millencolin, NUFAN, and old 50's Rock and Rockabilly and 60's-70's Classic Rock!.

Movies:

Lonewolf And Cub (Kozure Okami), Zatoichi (the Blind Swordsman), Seven Samurai (Akira Kurasawa & Toshiro Mifune are the best!!), Evil Dead series, Versus, Azumi, Battle Royale (with Beat Takeshi!), Sonatine, Princess Blade, Samurai Fiction, Suicide Circle (crazy movie), Stacy, Dream With The Fishes, Albino Aligator, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Happy Accident, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Night of The Living Dead (the whole trilogy), Last Man on Earth, Carnival of Souls, Hellboy, Leon the Professional, Tomie, Ichi the Killer, Shark Skin Man & Peach Hip Girl, Uzumaki, 28 Days, Lady Snowblood, 80,000v Electric Dragon, Fist of the North Star, Ninja Scroll, Orgasmo, Half Baked, Akira, Ghost World, Napolean Dynomite, A Man Called Hero, Storm Riders, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Grave of The Fireflies, Amelie, Iron Monkey, Go, Dark City, Run Lola Run, Train Spotting, Road To Perdition, Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Zombie, The Beyond, Suspiria, Life Is Beautiful (this is one to cry to), Full Time Killer, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Princess Mononoke, Clockwork Orange, The Funeral, Tetsuo The Iron Man, Eko Eko Azarak, Bubba Ho-Tep (I may be the only person who likes this flick), Shaun of The Dead, Wild Zero (w/ Guitar Wolf), Session 9, Ju-On, 2LDK (Koike Eiko wa totemo utsukushi desu.), Equilibrium, Super Troopers, THX 1138, Grave Robbers From Outer Space, Jump Tomorrow.

Television:

scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Eureka, Doctor Who, Basilisk, FLCL, SPACED!, Crayon Shinchan, Robot Chicken, South Park, Chapelle Show, Simpsons, The Guyver, Cowboy Bebop, SEALAB 2021 (Cinnamon!), AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!!, Dark Shadows, Hokuto no Ken, 3x3 Eyes, Zatoichi, Samurai Champloo, Family Guy, 8Man, Basilisk, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Paranoia Agent, Lupin The Third, Venture Bros., Tetsuwan Atomu, Dead Like Me, Mazinger Z, Devil Man, Mahha GoGoGo, Tetsujin 28, Saiyuuki (Monkey!), Sifl & Olly, Harvey Birdman, Gatchaman, GoLion, Shinzou Ningen Casshern, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade, Iron Chef, Celebrity Poker Showdown, and Most shows based on Comics!. If any one has any way that I can watch "Vermillion Pleasure Night" let me know!Tetsujin-28 Mazinger Z Golion Shinzou Ningen Casshern Gatchaman Paranoia Agent

Books:

Do comics count?, oh well, Preacher, Vagabond, Samurai Executioner, Lonewolf And Cub, Exiles, Runaways, Kwaiden!, Akira, 100 Bullets, Hellblazer, I like some Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, H.G. Wells, Poe, Garth Ennis, Spider-Man, X-Men, Riverworld, Chris Clairmont, Ghost World, Richard Matheson is great, Rod Serling, Isaac Asimov, Most of Roald Dahl's short stories, Sin City, Ronin, Frank Miller, manga, Journey To The West (Saiyuuki)Robert Kirkman's The Walking DeadFrank Miller's Sin City: That Yellow BastardGarth Ennis's PreacherKatsuhiro Otomo's AkiraKazuo Koike's Lonewolf And Cub (Kozure Ookami)

Heroes:

Joey Ramone And Kamen Rider!! Jesse Custer (numero uno), Miyamoto Musashi, Wong Fei-Hung, Capt. Murphy (R.I.P.), Glen Quagmire! Alright! gigitty gigitty gigitty...

My Blog

i think i'm teaching japanese, i really think so

YAY! Thanks to my lovely new student, "Princess Karla", I am teaching japanese. It's awesome!! I think she'll do well too, she's a quick learner and I love to teach!! anyone else wanna learn? lemme kn...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:58:00 PST

R.I.P. MANA!!!

November 5, 2005: It is with a deep sadness in my heart, that I must announce the passing of Mana "China" Nishiura. She was tragically killed in a three-vehicle accident near the Delaware Memorial Br...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:03:00 PST

Billy (Bass Wolf) R.I.P.

It was with great regret that Narnack Records announced via their website that Guitar Wolf bassist Billy has passed away. Billy, who was also known as Bass Wolf to his fans and as Hideaki Sekiguchi to...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tonight Is Cold

Tonight is coldA never ending blizzard of horrific sensationsPusillanimous, I stand on this edgeThe wind cuts me and re-opens wounds of oldThis bottle in my hand comfortsThis inebration brings upon gr...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kuroi Kamen (a song by Los Bennys)

Kuroi Kamen by Los Bennys Written by: Alf Benny Looking foward to yesterday as everybody knows That self-afflicted assassination is all that I know Everybody seems to love me everybody seems to ...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go Rokku Nana Hachi!

I saw the 5, 6, 7, 8's this past weekend at Maxwells. they rocked! and so did the Jetboys! I got my first experience with speaking japanese to japanese people (well besides my teacher). I had so much ...
Posted by Alf The Polyglot! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST