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josh

About Me

live life how you want, just don't fuck anybody else's day up.. . make your own destiny, do your own thing, and if anyone gives you shit, give 'em the finger and keep walking. anything more than that would just be a waste of effort.////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////// this is a video of me doing stand up at Gotham Comedy Club at a New Talent Showcase, Sat. Feb 7th, 2008:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the only people for me are the mad ones.i wanna have a beer with this dude: a cashier who sells me a winning megamillions ticket.

My Blog

so long anne (or is it annie??) nice to know you

ok, so who's anne?first off, i'm pretty sure that's her name.  it could be annie, it could be something else not even close to anne... i don't know, i just go by what candice (my awesome friend and ne...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:35:00 GMT

myspace will have to get rid of me

i'm not getting rid of my myspace page.  i'll never get rid of myspace.  myspace will have to get rid of me.i keep seeing bulletins and status updates of people threatening to delete their myspace pag...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:28:00 GMT

cuz i want everyone to know how wrong i am.....

i'm gonna try and keep track of sports predictions on the blog.  don't like sports?  umm.. idk, don't read it then!maybe i'll try my hand at predicting other stuff too.. but for now i just wanna predi...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:45:00 GMT

why comedy sucks, by josh

cuz on saturday nite you rock the house.  had to be something like 60 people in the crowd, laughing, a lot... tons of people telling me i killed it after the set.  feelin totally super awesome.sunday ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 11:19:00 GMT

a mom manifesto

my mom kicks ass.  seriously.  she was in the army for a while.  she did boot camp and all that.  my mom can kick ass.my mom's taught me many things.  but it's how she lives her life that has taught m...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 08:29:00 GMT

fortune cookies

these are fortunes with commentary added by me.these 3 fortunes were still layin around on my desk at work from when we ordered chinese the other day:Luck helps those who help themselves.  (or there i...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:17:00 GMT

i've never seen the lion king

that's right motherfucker, i've never seen the Lion King.  Deal with that shit.  You probably wanna respond with one of the same boring responses I always hear when i say that shit:"WHAT?!  Everyone's...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT

so this is the night

i'm not one for posting lyrics in my blog, but this song played on my mp3 on shuffle mode on sunday morning when i needed it the most.Lyrics to So This Is The Night :So this is the night, wellGuess I'...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:02:00 GMT

poop on my hand

This is the story about how I got poop on my hand.  Hope you enjoy.   No one should ever let me sing at open mic. So James and Chet were up there doing their thing, and people were demanding a poop so...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:39:00 GMT

oh and one more thing......

i don't get why everyone on facebook seems to be in an uproar over the new homepage.  it's almost the same thing as before.  it's not rocket science.  it's a cheesy website that rearranged a few icons...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:56:00 GMT