How well will I cope. How will I cope. Will I cope.
I'm a 29 year-old who is a force of nature, an act of god, and still trying to figure out what I wanted to be when I grew up. I'm sarcastic, caustic, and a bitter misanthrope( but not as bad as I used to be Actually, I'm worse than ever now. )
Don't blame me, You all made me this way. Nature verses Nurture, Bitches.
I signed up for this thing only to contact people I can't get a hold of otherwise. I don't blog on Myspace because I run my own site for that kind of thing,and I don't add friends because I'm not in high school anymore and don't need to validate my self-worth to the entire fucking internet by having the most friends on my list fuck, I just sold out.
Anyway, I'm not very likeable because I'm an Atheist. Obviously that means that I love nothing more than to kick babies, smash kittens in the face with shovels, and push the elderly out into traffic whilst committing acts of sodomy they don't even have names for yet. I won't shove it down your throat if you don't shove it down mine.
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P.S. I'm not trying to phish your password with my offsite link. News Corp is a bag of moldy dicks. News Corp owns Myspace. Ergo, Myspace is a bag of moldy dicks. A good friend of mine put it better than I ever could. Go see for yourself.
