Oh best friend =] |
I was just thinking about Lori, my best friend. She is off getting roastburgers and oreos. We are gonna pig out and watch some Roseanne. That Lori sure is a character. I remember this time when sh...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 19:36:00 GMT |
I seriously think I just slipped on my own heart |
Sometimes we lose things so dear to us that we dont think it possible to go on. Yet, somehow, things change. The clouds part and the fuckin sky is clear again. All of the rainy days, spent wishing f...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:29:00 GMT |
Yes...I am a musician |
I am Jessica and I am a musician. People like to come to my shed/home and point out that I have a lot of instruments lying around. This is true. Then "said people" ask in a rude tone, "I'm sure you...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 07:20:00 GMT |
Dear Tom Cruise... |
Please stop...
Please stop being crazy...
Stop spouting this Scientology bullshit...
Fly back to your mother-planet L. Ron, 'CUZ NO ONE CARES!
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:24:00 GMT |
Your prejudice lips can kiss my homosexual ass! |
For those of you stupid pieces of Jesus lovin' shit who keep sending me messages about how my being gay is affecting your life---FUCK YOU...I dont give a flying fuck about your goddamn, r...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:07:00 GMT |
Get your lipstick off my tubesock! |
Is this not the hottest queen you've ever seen? I'd tap that...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:18:00 GMT |
Come on Tranny...touch my fanny |
Many of the people I told this story to shit their pants from laughter...why? I'm not sure. Anywho, I was at the club in Carbondale (Traz) and I was dancing with this super hott chick...an...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:11:00 GMT |
Lesbian Sex |
So this chick comes up to me today...
Chick: Um...so you're gay, right?
Me: That's what the doctors say, but they also told me my left nipple would never grow back...
Chick: (super d...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:32:00 GMT |
If I had a penis... |
I would:1. stick it in every chick with a hole...hell, i'd stick it in dudes too2. stick it in donuts, toilet paper rolls, and cranberry sauce3. dress it up like a pirate and ask all the ladies to ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
So I guess I have feelings...what’s up with that? |
I woke this morning with a cold...that didn't bother me much...I recieved a call from my best buddy Lori...that never bothers me...then my phone rang and a number appeared that I did not recognize...I...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT |
