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attila the honeybee

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About Me

i like me, and so will you. however, im not here to get laid. nor do i want to be the third party for what would be the greatest night of your life. so, now that we've established that, let's move on...i love everything too much, but im too lazy and selfish to do anything about anything. thats all i can think to say right now.

My Interests

puffin, noddin, and all the bad stuff...photography, kissing, pitbulls, crushes, love, life, wine, coffee, self-indulgence, feeling like im on vacation as often as i can fake it, laughing, anything that happens in west virginia, when the next hurricane is coming to try to blow my house down, and lots of other things...

I'd like to meet:

someone who is strong enough...i dont know, thats as far as my mind takes me.

Music:

billie holiday, etta james, louis armstrong, johnny cash, rev horton heat, the misfits, the scorpions, dmb, nin, tool, alice in chains, janes addiction, porno for pyros, seldom scene, a place of solace, and many, many, many more...

Movies:

King & I, full metal jacket, sleeping beauty, anything with johnny depp because hes just so hot, anything with ricki lake because it makes me laugh, and blah, blah, blah...

Television:

all i watch on tv is adult swim...pretty much ever.

Books:

i read everything, right down to the back of every bottle in my shower, so there is noone in the world who wants to read a list as long as i could make this. you're welcome.
[Marital Status] happy no matter what
[Shoe size] 7ish
[Parents still together] mom=lesbian
[Siblings] no thanks
[Pets] midas the sleepy pitbull baby
FAVORITES
[Color] crimson and all colors similar
[Number] 13 or 4
[Animal] anything but cats
[Drinks] tea please
[Soda] only if im parched
[Book] any and all
[Flower] tigerlilly
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] dont even brush it
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Have Piercings?] ears, nipples, septum
[Cheat on tests/homework?] never
[Drink/Smoke?] sometimes
[Like roller coasters?] yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] if i wanted to, i guess i would
[Want more piercings?] nah
[Like cleaning?] no.
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] roommate's
[Know how to drive?] sure
[Own a cell phone?]
[Ever get off the damn computer?] most of the time
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] retired
[Considered being a hooker?] considered it until i remembered how dirty ppl are
[Lied to someone?] sure
[Been in love?] always
[Made out with JUST a friend?] as often as possible
[Been in lust?] always
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] tool tshirt, sweats
[Current mood] lazy
[Current taste] cookies
[What you currently smell like] a hippie
[Current hair] up
[Current thing I ought to be doing] showering/getting ready
[Current cd in stereo] fionna apple
[Last book you read] who will run the frop hospital
[Last movie you saw] skeleton key
[Last thing you ate] cookies
[Last person you talked to on the phone] carlos
[Do drugs?] when its necessary
[Believe there is life on other planets?] im not even sure there are other planets
Remember your first love?] sure
[Still love him/her?] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] tool tshirt, sweats
[Current mood] lazy
[Current taste] cookies
[What you currently smell like] a hippie
[Current hair] up
[Current thing I ought to be doing] showering/getting ready
[Current cd in stereo] fionna apple
[Last book you read] who will run the frop hospital
[Last movie you saw] skeleton key
[Last thing you ate] cookies
[Last person you talked to on the phone] carlos
[Do drugs?] when its necessary
[Believe there is life on other planets?] im not even sure there are other planets
Remember your first love?] sure
[Still love him/her?] nope
[Read the newspaper?] yes, at least my daily horoscope
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] of course
[Believe in miracles?] hmm
[Do well in school?] straight a's
[Wear hats] sometimes
[Hate yourself?] whats the use
[Have an obsession?] not currently
[Collect anything?] everything
[Have a best friend?] 2
[Close friends?] a few
[Like your handwriting?] ive learned to live with it
[Care about looks] not on purpose
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] bj flora
[First kiss] dont know which was first
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] not real love
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i try to
[Are you a tease?] nope
[Too shy to make the first move?] nope
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] yes
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] so im told
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

my mom :) how corny is that? oh, and my current love interest, for putting up with me, whoever that may be right now...

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Posted by attila the honeybee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST