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DjJoeBlack

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About Me

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I am just out to have a good time and get others to laugh. I Dj 3 days a week and love the attention it gets. One of my closest friends is the best Dj in the valley and got me interested in it, he told me to check this out so I am here. I have lived in appleton, new london, manawa, Utah, Colorado, new mexico, wyoming, montana and wisconsin. I D.j.ed at the landing strip and was a bouncer there. I was a bouncer at routte 66 for quite some time. Now to learn about me and I bet it turns all away.I am 30yrs old, I was born in Wi, which is where I am now, I was adopted by my dad in utah when I was about 2. I have moved back and forth between states for yrs, living with my mom and dad. See they got divorced when I was I think 8 or 9. I am 5'10', 205lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, I love laughter and I am a D.J. I lived in new mexico in 92, 94 and in 99. I will so enjoy it if you would email me direct. I will then send you the poetry and short stories I have written and see what you think of them. I dont drive because I was a passenger in a very very bad car accident. I still play football , softball, baseball and I love golf . I had to learn everything again after the accident in 2000 and have lost 95% of my memory of my past. If your turned away by this I understand and that will just tell me alot of what I would like to know about you. It is not to hard to just tell me to fuck off, I hope you dont tho, and I really would like to hear from you. I am not afraid to drive at all. I drive my friends all the time when they get drunk and such. I ripped my aorta almost all the way in half, I broke ribs, I collapsed a lung, I cut my knee open so bad that my knee cap was sticking out. I am a lovely 2% from the accident(meaning 98% of people die at the scene of the accident when going through what I went through) and I am proud of the new man I have become. I go by Joe Black because I feel the man I was before the accident is dead. The accident was I believe the 13th I have been in and never have been the driver. It is just proof to me that I cannot be stopped. You may knock me down but I get up stronger and better then before. So all in all, I believe I have found her, my lil princess. You cannot say I ever lied to you. I used to do roofing, siding, remodeling, and build homes. I have done so many different jobs in my life but D.J.ing is my favorite. I love many things in life, I love being a DJ, I love flirting, I love music, I love my family, I love my friends, but my biggest love in life is the beautiful woman Patti that is my girlfriend. I flirt so much and tease so much but I will not leave the woman I am in love with and that woman is Patti my princess...... I D.J.ed and was a bouncer at a gentlemens club in 2004. I am not crippled in anyway other than my memory of my past. I am still a funny man and a great kisser. lol. If you dont believe any of this then you dont deserve my time.%D%A%D%A%D%A -(..v)- Design your MySpace with MyLook -(..v)- Free MySpace Ringtones

My Interests

I have so many interest's and so many loves. I am totally into the net life and I am totally into comedy. I love being a D.J. soley because I love attention. I make people laugh so hard at times that they almost pee. I do have a heart so I do dig romantic movies and cuddling is a great interest of mine. I play whatever makes people have a good time and I say whatever needs to be said to bring smiles. I have done so many wrongs and so many rights but in the long run I still am feeling alone. I play almost all sports, I listen to all music, I listen to heartfelt stories and I speak of the things on my mind. I have a shoulder for any woman if she ever needs to cry on it. This myspace thing has brought many changes my way and I have liked almost all of them. One of the things I dont like are the stories and lies that the men and women tell on here. I hate when people lie about themselves on here, I hate when people are all about the online sex and I cannot stomach the lies people tell about their pictures on here. I dont care if you believe me or not you people but I will not lie about anything because it always comes out in the end. Just be truthful to yourself and the world and you will win in the long run. Sweetdreams to all ..........................

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet anyone that likes to laugh,(Women preferably), blonde hair and green eyes are a bonus but if you dont have them I still will like to get to know you. Looks are not everything in a relationship of the heart, good looks are just a perk . Saw III - MySpace

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Movies:

Matrix, Lethal weapon, Meet Joe Black, Pearl harbor, anything jackie chan, The Incredibles, Van wilder, Shrek, It, and the all time best cartoon Chicken little.

Television:

Mtv, mad t.v., Shark, CSI miami, Csi new york, jericho, Greg Berendt and cartoon network.

Books:

Stephen king anything. Dean koontz, louis lamour.

Heroes:

My friends, my family, teachers, parents and my best friend Leroy........

My Blog

Oh really !! By Joe Black

Your gorgeous,good for the eyes,how will it feel with my hand on your thigh. Slowly at first,with a simple light feel,you'll light right up and your body will squeel. You may ask me to go,you may ask ...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST

It happens to us all.

If you sit down and really think about it then you will know. It isnt because they listen to thier hearts, it's because they just listen to thier mind. A person doesnt have to be rich, a person just n...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

Why r most women single?

Because they have been treated like shit by many men and have low self esteem. Who the fuck cares if she is ugly, she does still have a heart and most ugly women have beautiful minds. And if you think...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:29:00 PST

"Here comes my life"

                                 "Here comes my life...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lil known sex facts !!

Body: +++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++ 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no ma...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Myspace party time."

Hey Leah, krissy, gabi, katie, and autumn,Wanna come to a party,Sylvia, ali, monika, aj, denise, manda, sarah, and lace oh ya I got em. Amanda, paige, jessica and ames,Then there is melissa, lindsay, ...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Alone in a dark room" by Joe Black

You and I in a dark room alone where no-one will bother us. Lets see, first I would pull you close kiss your fingers and rub your arms. I will then kiss my way up both of your arms until I get to your...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"As the sun rose"©joemama107

Once during the night,I was woke from a deep sleep,You were there and you hadnt called me a creep. You crawled in bed,You snuggled up tight,Your skin so soft,It just felt right. Kisses on my ear,Whisp...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad night in Vegas !!

A cop in vegas,Sitting in his car,Waiting for an assignment,And it wasnt to far. The radio came on,It told him to go,If the people were still alive,The dispatcher just didnt know. He said where they w...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a woman who ?

A woman who likes that I tell her she is beautiful. A woman who likes when I open doors for her. A woman who likes public shows of effection. A woman who likes showing me to her friends. A woman w...
Posted by DjJoeBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST