Jen

I carry a rabbit's foot on my keychain, not for good luck, but just in case I come across a three-footed bunny. You never know. Eddie Van Halen on the car radio inspires me to take corners at whiplash speed. I feel really rock n roll when I do that. I drink gin-n-juice during brunch. No, not really, but I do blow out other people's birthday candles. I let the Led out, even when I'm not near a stereo. I'm a right-brained multi-tasker with a penchant for dogs with big ears. I don't keep Kosher because I'm not Jewish. When I see a sign that reads, "Please don't touch," you guessed it, I touch and rub when I think no one's looking. I've been known to laugh at very inappropriate times, like during funerals. I've been to several that aren't funny, so it's really weird when that happens. I have toe thumbs. I use way too much salad dressing and I don't eat Pink's hotdogs or listen to Bruce Springsteen. My dad was a rocket scientist, bums him out that I hate long division. In a nutshell, I like crayons over calculators.