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Josh

Go you Huskies!

About Me

This is truly the one of the saddest things television has ever aired.

Add to My Profile | More VideosAnd this is one of the saddest truths about life...
In what classic Woody Allen film do you belong?
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My Interests

Filmmaking, Film Watching, NPR, Karaoke, Coffee, The Detroit Tigers, The Chicago Cubs, Used Book Stores, HBO Original Series, Esssayists, Mixed Drinks, Draft Beer, Pizza, Italian Film, 1970s Cinema, Sudoku, Crossword Puzzles, DVDs, David Mamet, Italian Food, X-Men, Peter Pan, Billiards, Darts, Theatrical One Sheets, Fresh Air with Terry Gross, The CTA, The Reader, The Red Eye, Apple, Hot Dogs, Bowling, Chess, Playing Guitar, Wikipedia, Podcasts, Batman, ElfQuest, Spider-Man

I'd like to meet:

Joss Whedon, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Zach Braff, Cate Blanchett, Dustin Hoffman, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jason Schwartzman, Tom Waits, Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemingway, Roger Ebert, Wes Anderson, Bill Murray, Johnny Cash, Jane Espenson, Lauren Graham, Steve Martin, Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, Woody Allen, Alyson Hannigan, John Cusack, Philip Seymour Hoffman, John C. Reilly, Tina Fey, Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Joe Pantoliano, Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Carrie Fisher, James Stewart, Federico Fellini

Music:

The White Stripes, Coldplay, Rachael Yamagata, Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'n Roses, Green Day, Pete Yorn, The Postal Service, Dave Matthews Band, Weezer, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder, U2, Bruce Springsteen, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Ben Folds, Elvis Costello, Elton John, Billy Joel, The Strokes, The Kinks, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Hives, The Killers, Blondie, Simon and Garfunkle, Oasis, The Black Crowes, Alice Cooper, Foo Fighters, Janis Joplin, Aimee Mann, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Jim Croce, The Eagles, Blues Traveler, Sheryl Crow, Pearl Jam, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Beastie Boys, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Beck, Eminem, The Beach Boys, Tori Amos, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Liz Phair, The Raconteurs, Rilo Kiley

Movies:

Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Federico Fellini, Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, The Coen Brothers, Charlie Kauffman, Robert Rodriguez, Cameron Crowe, Terry Gilliam, Sam Raimi, Christopher Guest, Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Giuseppe Tornatore---More Specifically---Annie Hall, Magnolia, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, Pirates of the Caribbean, Punch-Drunk Love, Love and Death, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Boogie Nights, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, West Side Story, Chicago, Sideways, Tombstone, E.T., Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, City of God, 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Say Anything, Rashomon, The Muppet Movie, Almost Famous, 12 Monkeys, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, On the Waterfront, L.A. Confidential, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, Amadeus, State and Main, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, True Romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, M*A*S*H, Lost in Translation, Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings, Josie and the Pussycats, Garden State, The Exorcist, Down By Law, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Back to the Future, Ghost Busters, The Sandlot, Blue Velvet, Swingers, Cinema Paradiso, Waiting for Guffman, Serenity, Borat: Culture Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Wicker Park, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Batman the Animated Series, Band of Brothers, Gilmore Girls, Scrubs, Rescue Me, Curb Your Enthusiam, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Cosby Show, Freaks and Geeks, The O.C., Entourage, Desperate Housewives, The Office (U.K.), The Office (U.S.), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, Northern Exposure, Ed, ER, Grey's Anatomy, Twin Peaks, Carnivále, NewsRadio, Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Heroes, My Name is Earl, Beauty and the Geek, Smallville

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, Sarah Vowell and David Sedaris Essays, The Catcher in the Rye, The Sun Also Rises, The Lord of the Rings, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Heroes:

My cousin Emily

My Blog

Greatest Craigslist posting ever

Although I can appreciate people asking for voluteers via CL, I too get a little agitated that about 5% of the gigs posted are paying jobs. Whoever posted this made me laugh outloud.Subj: I couldn't b...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

In case you were wondering

Private booth karaoke is the greatest thing in the history of great things.
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

Seriously...

When it was 79 degrees less than two weeks ago I made sure that I didn't excite myself into thinking that we were in a full-blown spring, but snow? I mean, come on!
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Continuity in the Earth-616 Marvel Universe

OK, I need some guidence here. For the last year I've really taken to reading comic books again, specifically the three major X-Men titles (Uncanny, Astonishing, and adjectiveless) as well as the Civ...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

Show me a cheerleader, I'll save her

Today somebody told me that I look like "that guy from Heroes", most likely because I keep pushing my hair out of my eyes, Peter Petrelli style. Fucking awesome.
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Don't Judge

Right now I'm eating Ben & Jerry's and watching a Charlie Brown Valentine special.Who's the manliest man you know?
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST

Tag: Kim says I have to.

The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule c...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

Chicago: Year One

Our lease ends on Thursday and I move into my new place on Friday...Paulette and Tracey visit first, ProStaff, ShopLocal, King John, World Series, Logan Square and the Lawrence kids, RiffRaff, moving ...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST

An example of procrastination paying off

So, since April the battery for my PowerBook has been fucked. It will die after about 45 minutes. Doesn't go to sleep, just dies. Unable to really afford a new battery/I've been dealing with being plu...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST

June 18. Cubs/Tigers + Toad the Wet Sprocket - A Drunk Dial Log

11:30 AM - Begin drinking with Vodka/Redbull12:00 PM - Two screwdrivers at the Cubby Bear12:45 PM - Call Dad to wish him happy Father's Day from Wrigley Field1:15 PM - Mike Czechowskyj, after Granders...
Posted by Two Turntables and a Sathrophone on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST