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Katy Barzedor

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About Me



If you don't like to laugh, we can't be friends.
Just don't laugh at me naked, 'cause, like, it hurts my feelings.

Some people say life begins at 40, while others simply call it "mid-life crisis." In other words, I left my husband and now I chase after women who are probably much too young for me, when I'm not collecting Sin City and Kill Bill action figures. (And fuck the 40-year-old virgin, toys are meant to be opened and PLAYED WITH!) So yes, I'm extremely immature, and in all likelihood I qualify as a dirty old woman, too.

Also, I kind of suck and sometimes take forever to respond to emails. Just so you know it's nothing personal.

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My Interests

Writing, especially blogging.
Music - writing, playing, singing, listening.
Art - painting, drawing, digital manipulation (heh heh), looking at art.
Photography.
Film - making my own, especially stop-motion animation, and watching others'.
Homies.
Play-Doh.
Critters.

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris: She is the goddess of pee-your-pants humor.
Dorothy Parker: Oops, guess I missed my chance.
Tom Waits: I want him to teach me how to dance like he does, where it looks like his knees are tied together.
Dita Von Teese: Because...well, if you have to ask, then you obviously don't know what she looks like!

Music:

Tom Waits, James Brown, Candye Kane, Stooges, classical, funk, Rob Zombie, Frank Zappa, Mitch Ryder, Southern Culture on the Skids, Amy Winehouse, latin big-band jazz, swing, rockabilly, blues, Michigan garage rock.

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Grindhouse (especially Planet Terror); Kill Bill (especially 1); Sin City; Dazed and Confused; Monty Python ANYTHING; Kevin Smith ANYTHING; The Outlaw Josey Wales; Bound; Silence of the Lambs; Almost Famous; High Plains Drifter; Wild at Heart; Pulp Fiction; Anal Biker Chicks

Television:

Weeds, Dexter, Babylon 5, Project Runway, Top Chef, Ghost Hunters, The Sopranos, General Hospital (shut up), South Park, Robot Chicken, Strangers With Candy.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Rivethead, Geek Love, Harriet the Spy, Wicked, London Fields.

Heroes:

The clerk who sells me that winning Mega-Millions ticket. Come on, you know you want to!