movies, dance, art, reading, teaching, being right all the time, weird music videos, eastern european puppet films, music music music, fire extinguishers, writing & being rejected by publishers, doing cool new stuff with my hair for fun, blue neon light, modeling for way too low a price just cuz i need money, pictures, beating people at scrabble, central american revolutionary poets, kissing cobras, sharpies, history, intellectual dialogue, candy, mirror art, driving with the windows down & the music up, road trips, traveling, playing bookworm & bejewled. you know pretty much the usual for a weird chick.
I'd just like to add: THIS GUY HERE:
THINKS HE IS TOO GOOD FOR ME. CAPTAIN PLANET DENIED MY MYSPACE FRIEND REQUEST.
Who the hell does Captain Planet think he is huh? Denying me. What I'm not ecologically empowered enough to be his friend? Or is it because I used to get told that I looked like a red-headed version of Dr. Blight - and I remind him of her or something?
Either way Captain Planet - you're a total tool for not adding ME. "Our powers combined create a pussy with blue skin who dies if he gets any pollution in his lungs!" Yeah you're real cool Captain Planet... real cool....
I'd like to meet:
Honest people who are straightforward about their intentions and don't play games or get off on deception.
I won't lie. I love meeting hot boys & girls...
If you don't know how to keep plans, or call if you need to cancel them - fuck off. In the age of the machine we have instantaneous ways to let people know that we're going to be late or a no-show. Be responsible enough to let me know things have changed or you lose all credibility with me. Credibility is key.
People who love to listen to music and hang out on the porch.
People who love to read & have awesome conversations till dawn.
People who like blue neon light.
People who like to cuddle while watching really bizarre things on cable tv. Like documentaries on the history of torture devices, emotion in animals, or the occassional VH1 celebreality guilty pleasure.
People who appreciate the art of a good cuddle after a night of rough debauchery.
People who sleep UNDER the covers with me, WITHOUT the TV on. Who cuddle for a while & then let me be so I can sleep.
People who like self-exploration - even when it gets pretty scary to find out things about yourself that you aren't too happy about - and then have the courage to dig even deeper
People who are conscious of the problems in the world without being militant. Militancy breeds diaster - no matter how valient the cause one becomes militant about. Even if the cause is something as awesome as totally worshipping me - militancy is bad.
People who will drink whiskey & diet coke with me while watching degrassi marathons are always welcomed.
People who don't go out of their way to compliment themselves at every turn and don't constantly remind you how they are the best at something - even when its obvious that they are in fact, the best at something. Extreme vanity is so incredibly un-sexy.
People who are NOT obsessed with their fucking sidekicks. There's a world out there that is fascinating and interesting - that world includes the girl sitting across the dinner table from you - make the cyberworld wait.
People who agree with me that fighting about politics is awesome foreplay.
People who know why it makes me laugh hysterically to hear the quote "Today. Today was an obstacle course. And I brought my A-game".
Oh yeah and I worship and want to meet this guy:
Otherwise chances are - I probably dont want to meet you!!!
but if you insist on meeting me i guess aim would be a good place to start.
not an arsonist & don't im me expecting me to know who you are & then guess who you are. that REALLY irks me.
All I expect you to be is who you are because I'm just me.
Music:
So much that I can't even start to mention it all. Depeche Mode, the cure, the pixies, the killers, ted leo & the pharmacists, jill sobule, the lemonheads, air, beborn beton, morphine, dresden dolls, nine inch nails, action action, liz phair, pj harvey, vnv nation, skinny puppy, david bowie, snog, prince, belle & sebastian, looper, morissey, the smiths, james, the microphones, neutral milk hotel, elliot smith ... those are just the ones i can see from across the room & remember right this second. but chances are if its industrial/noize, ebm, dance, punk, alternative, rock, folk, or in some way "weird" i like it.
Movies:
The Beach
Vanilla Sky
High Art
la Femme Nikita
Green Card
Ghost in the Shell
Count of Monte Cristo
el mariachi/desperado
kill bill
fight club
true romance
if lucy fell
party monster
the royal tenenbaums
rushmore
The puppet films of Jan Trnka... to name a couple.
Ive heard from a few people that I like some 'freaky shit'...
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Television:
I miss Alias. But I sometimes get addicted to Survivor. I think I'd be awesome on Survivor too I might add. Cute enough to distract the dummy boys by wearing a bikini, strong enough to win some rad challenges, smart enough to outwit the backstabbing women, and sneaky enough to seem like I'm a lot dumber than I am. I also heart the Degrassi universe. Keep it old school with Degrassi Junior High. Nothing like Canadian PBS in the mid-80's.
Books:
Small Hours of the Night, Prozac Nation, Candide, The Good Earth, Fight Club, Naked Lunch, What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through the Fire, The Story of B, Beautiful Losers, The Fuck Up, Smack, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Notes from Underground, The Metamorphisis, The Beach, The Way of the Shamen, - i could go on all day so i think i'll stop there.
Heroes:
Roque Dalton, Charles Bukowski, Tyler Durden.Oh yeah - & this guy:
I look up to African pygmies...
Ah, the love of my life, Tiny Tim:
And of course - my dearest love, Salad Fingers. Get to know him - he tastes like sunshine dust...
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