50 things that I dislike or love |
DISLIKES FIRST
1. The Bush administration
2. Mayonnaise
3. Middle America
4. China (even though I've never been)
5. Christianity
6. Judaism
7. Islam
8. Loud mufflers
9. Cocaine
10. Meth
11. Horror mo...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST |
i have accepted jesus christ as my personal savior, and now i need you to.... |
i need you to recognize that i make songs the way I make them cuz i'm GANGSTA. you fuck around, I'll KILL YOU. Praise jesus.
lemonade and sody pop sody pop sody popoio...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:27:00 PST |
wakkawakkawakka |
My job is as a gas station attendant. I am hoping to leave this job for a slightly better job as a dishwasher.
Y'all had best to keep an eye on the manimal, and not because I sneak away from the dish...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST |
10 reasons I’m not a samurai |
Ten reasons MANIMAL is not a samurai
10. I don't have a kimono.
9. I don't like birds.
8. I do not like seafood.
7. I smoke weed every day.
7. All I do is smoke weed.
6. I work at a gas station.
5. I'...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST |
Im an american |
I'm naming my next daughter cerise, not jacob. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sophia and isabella top the list of new baby names in america today. I have put these names at the top of my name list for several years....
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:19:00 PST |
manimal’s now a dirty old fucking man |
Oh, did I offend you? Look, I like to party with the young kids. Cuz they fucking know what's goin on. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANNNN? OWWWW! I kick back, man, I can drink a whole bottle of whisky by myself,...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:44:00 PST |
rappers dissing rappers |
RAPPERS CANT HELP THEYSELVES
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I've seen enough videos on youtube to know the deal. Rappers get good, start throwing shots at lesser rappers, then the lesser rappers try to diss the better ra...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:13:00 PST |
HOMOPHOBIC REGGAE SONG LYRICS ABOUT KYLE PARADISE????? |
Well it ain't no barbecue chicken recipe.
me chop up and shottain da name of god,we a praise wit dem choppas,make dem gays to dieeee,ME CHOP UP AND SHOTTA ON DEM EVIL CHICHIMAN,DEM KYLE ...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:36:00 PST |
you never really realize how small a baby is until you try to eat one. |
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what to write about. Did you know that I don't look at the keyboard when I type? I make about one mistake per sentence, but a lot of people can't type this well. I could p...
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST |
black people are SCARY |
OMG, don’t have a cow, I’m just kidding.
Oh, christ, is it time to get drunk yet?
QUIT BANGIN’ AROUND. I’M NOT GONNA BE THE DAD OF A PUSSY.
Posted by manimal smoke weed all day on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST |
