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Stupid Danny Fischer

I feal like you're eye balling me dawg

About Me

I'm Italian, 5'9, Blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, 1 Piercing (left cartilage), 1 Tattoo (Celtic Cross on Right Bicep)
I work my ass off all week, so when the weekend comes I like to live it up and have a good time. I'm a terible speller, and I'm ADD as fuck. I sweer alot, and I'm far from politicly correct (and fuckin proud of it). I can be a ball buster at times, but only to people I realy like. I get along with prety much anyone, and love to meet new people and try new things. I cant stand people who lie, cheat, and bring nothing but drama (aint got time for that shit). My family and freinds are the shit, and without them my life would suck ass. If you wanna know more just IM me (see IM info below)...
Heres the link to my Facebook(even though I still have no fucking clue how this website works)
Heres some more stuff about me (in survey form)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan Fischer
Birthday: 10/13/82
Birthplace: Boston
Current Location: Dedham
Eye Color: Sexy Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (but i sumtimes jerk off w/ the left)
Your Heritage: Italian & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My bear paw slippers
Your Weakness: Cryptonite
Your Fears: Loosing a loved one, Spiders, Ghosts & Rectal exams
Your Perfect Pizza: The "Sporki" at Bertuchies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move out of my house, and maby get another tattoo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Are you sure youre not with Dateline- To catch a predator?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: .....ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your Best Physical Feature: My dreamy eyes
Your Bedtime: 10:00 pm... yeah, i suck
Your Most Missed Memory: My brother
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Orgys
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nah, cancer is bad for you
Do you Swear: No, but I do say CUNT and FUCK allot
Do you Sing: Yes, very shitty
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, i just use wet ones
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately yes
Do you want to go to College: OH SHIT... I FORGOT TO GO TO COLLEGE
Do you want to get Married: Eventualy
Do you belive in yourself: Nope... i actualy dont exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I am one sexy fuck
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freek, but I do go to the gym allot and I try not to eat too shitty.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YEAH!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar... I rock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm hung over right now
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just roofies
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No fucking way, its colder than a witches titty out there
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: I am a cock tease
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, thanks again Benson!
Ever Shoplifted: No, I'm too much of a pussy for that
How do you want to Die: Either in a huge explosion, or hit by lightning
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short
Weight: Curves are always a good thing
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Over 300
Number of Piercings: My left Cartilage
Number of Tattoos: 1 on my right bicep
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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Pics from my trip to Florida

My Interests

UFC, Camping, Fishing, Hiking, The Gym, Concerts, The Beach, Road Trips, Boston, Harvard Sq, Laconia NH, The Sox, The Pats, Standup comedy, Opie & Anthony, Horor Movies, Blowing shit up w/ fireworks, Jager bombs, Sam Adams, cookouts, roller coasters, Drive in movies

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O&A PARTY ROCK!!!!!!!

Greatest headkick EVER!!!
This is adorable!!!
Just figured I'd put this on here cus she's hot

Kids say the darndest things
Dick in the Box

I'd like to meet:

Any girl who can put up with my Wacky Hijinx! I'd like to meet a girl who's freindly, out going, and fun to be with. Someone to go out and share a Scorpion bowl with, but is also down with staying in for the night to Spoon and watch a DVD.

Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor

Music:



Atreyu, Korn, Pantera, From Autumn to Ashes, Finch, Bullet for my Valentien, Ozzy, Disturbed, Metallica (old stuff), Slipknot, Stone Sour, MuDvAyNe, Incubus, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Soul Fly, Ill Nino, Sevendust, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, Rebel meats Rebel, As I lie Dying, AX7, The Offspring, 311, Killswitch Engage, Goldfinger, Shadows Fall, INHALE, System of a Down, Sublime, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, AC/DC, Lynard Skynard, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Green Day, Blink 182, Aerosmith, Kiss, Eminem, Cypris Hill, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Chevelle, Drop Kick Murpheys, Trivium, Hatebreed, Rammstein, Static X, Pink Floyde, Black Label Society, Down, AFI, Cold, Senses Fail, Filter, Kid Rock, Lacuna Coil, Dope, Mushroomhead, Godsmack, Lost Prophets

Movies:


Boondock Saints, The Crow, A History of Violence, Underword (1&2),Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Scarface, Good Fellas, The Godfather, Heat, The Departed, Sin City, Collateral, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barells, Hostle, Blade, Gangs of New York, The Patriot, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, The Matrix, 40 Year Old Virgin, Finding Nemo, Star Wars, Rocky IV, The Terminator, Predator, The Sandlot, Seven, Saw, Old School, Anchormen, Lord of War, The Aristocrats, Mall Rats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Oceans 11, The Last Sammuri, Brave Heart, Jar Head, Glatiator, Saving Private Ryan, Euro Trip, Fredy Got Fingered, Pirates of the Caribean, Big Fish, Van Wilder, Caddy Shack, Armegedon, Face Off, Die Hard Trilogy, Kill Bill, Ricky-Oh (the story of Ricky), Pulp Fiction, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, Evil Dead 2, Aliens, Jaws, Back to the Futer, American History X, American Pie, The Exorcist, Lethal Weapon, Wild Things, The Life Aquatic, Animal House, The Wariors, The Rock

Television:



The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Prison Break, Rescue Me, Band of Brothers, Chapelle Show, The OC, House, SNL, Viva La Bam, Jackass, The Phantom Gourmet, History Chanel (anything on WWII), Fox 25 News

Books:

Maxim Magazine, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mocking Bird, All Quiet on the Western Front

Heroes:



The Men and Woman of the US Armed Forces. My Mom and Dad. My Freinds and Family who make my life worth living. DimeBag Darell (Rip), Zack Wylde, Opie & Anthony, Lil Jimmy Norton, Dane Cook, Bobby Kelly, Patrice Oneal, Dave Chapelle, Dave Attell, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Chuck Liddell, Spencer Fisher, Randy Coture, Robert Deniro, Al Pachino, Bruce Willis, Brad Pit, Ryan Reynolds, Will Ferrell, Big Papi, Teddy Bruschi.

My Blog

My Webshot Community pages

Webshot Comunity- http://community.webshots.com/user/jimdandy1620 More Webshot Comunity- http://community.webshots.com/user/dfischer1620...
Posted by Stupid Danny Fischer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Chuck Norris is the greatest man to ever live!!!

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to livee Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon. Chuck Norris...
Posted by Stupid Danny Fischer on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:50:00 PST

The last Will and Testament of Dan Fischer

This is my official Myspace last Will and Testament. If I happen to Die before I make up a legitimate Will, I want the following "Last Wishes" to be carried out by whoever may read this stupid Blog.....
Posted by Stupid Danny Fischer on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

2 Years later

Before you read this, please know that I am not looking for sympathy. I am just venting my pain, and hopefully whoever reads this will understand me a little bit better. Many of you already know the s...
Posted by Stupid Danny Fischer on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST