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"Im 5'12" with great hair and a passion for " doin' the nasty ".On sundays I like to wear a grey suit and a red bowtie and call myself " paul". After work I enjoy spelunking in the west roxbury quarries while partaking in the everlasting enjoyment of string cheese and 1% milk. During my early years I befriended a wallabee and we played jump rope after school and collected items that reminded us of 70s snuff films. My parents used to make me sleep on a snow tube and didn't given me a proper name until I was 12. In highschool I once set fire to the math lab wearing only a leather football helmet shouting " Charles is NOT in charge of me!! " Now I work for the goverment testing gerbils for narcissism while volunteering part time mowing lawns for under privileged school children. In my spare time I doodle in the forbidden art of " German Slap Dancing" with my peglegged French girlfriend whom I call "Pepe".enjoy
You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

Dante Alighieri

92%

Friedrich Nietzsche

83%

Jesus Christ

75%

C.G. Jung

67%

Sigmund Freud

67%

Charles Manson

42%

Elvis Presley

42%

Steven Morrissey

42%

Adolf Hitler

42%

Stephen Hawking

25%

O.J. Simpson

25%

Mother Teresa

17%

Miyamoto Musashi

17%

Hugh Hefner

8%
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