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s.a.m.

you'll feel better when you cannot feel.

About Me

I'm the funny one.

My Interests

All kinds of nerdy and geeky things you probably don't like.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who don't have major issues. People who understand my twisted sense of humor. And people who appreciate me for me.
"Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" (see if you remember where that line came from....)

Music:

Beastie Boys, Radiohead, The Chemical Brothers, DJ Shadow, Portishead, UNKLE, New Order, Depeche Mode, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Beck, Underworld, The Cure, Public Enemy, Gorillaz, The Police, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine, Weezer, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Massive Attack, UNKLE, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, The Pixies, No Doubt, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins, Kool Keith, RUN-DMC, other various rock, hip-hop, electronic, 80s, new wave, a bit of pop, and a whole bunch of other random stuff.

Movies:

Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Napoleon Dynamite, Kill Bill Volume 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, American Splendor, Office Space, Why We Fight, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Kung Fu Hustle, Better Luck Tomorrow, Lost in Translation, Sin City, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, Ameile, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Black Hawk Down, The Negotiator, The Last Samurai, His Girl Friday, Collateral, Almost Famous, old HK Jackie Chan flicks, Dogma, Robocop, V For Vendetta

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The X-Files, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, The Boondocks, Futurama, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Iron Chef, Adult Swim, Real Time With Bill Maher, Law & Order, Chappelle's Show

Heroes:

Napoleon Dynamite, Glen Quagmire, Homer Simpson, Disco Stu.

My Blog

ummm... yeah...

FYI: I got a blog elsewhere on the wonderful world wide web. For those moments where I don't want my employers or other nosy people checking my crap.So yeah, new blogs get posted there. K, thnx....
Posted by samwise gamgee on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

wtf?

Don't know who or how....But my freakin Myspace profile got hacked. Someone got in, adjusted the CSS, and changed the links up to re-direct to some other website. So presuming the worst as usual, had ...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

I passed the test.

My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork?Pure Nerd(69 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 30% Dork)For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.A Geek is someone who is passionate a...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

oh noes!!!!!!

I'm now officially in the idiot queue. I thought people were dumb before... now it gets worse.... way worse.Oh noessssss!!!!Hilarious how this sorta works for me, but works against me as well....
Posted by samwise gamgee on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

butter or guns...?

I just finished watching a very interesting documentary called "Why We Fight"  by Eugene Jarecki.It brought up some very interesting points that a lot of people don't ask. So I guess it's time fo...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

holy homefries.

I see "New Friend Requests" and the first thought is "Who's sucky band wants to add me today?"Well curiousity got the better of me, for once it wasn't one of the following...1. The usual suck ass rand...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:27:00 PST

I need you to come in this Saturday mmmmkay....

This job is starting to get more ridiculous by the week. The fun and excitement of working this job has died. It's lost all the appeal and luster that came with it when I started out. Now that I'm get...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

so.... yeah.....

I'm working on Memorial Day... absolutely fantastic... I'm going to hang myself now. ...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:21:00 PST

no more blind adding of random people/bands

I just decided to filter out my "friend" list down to as many actual people I really know (whether through school, work, etc.) and down to the bands I actually listen to or that haven't spammed my bul...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:38:00 PST

so if you've been wondering....

I'm too lazy to re-type it all... so this is a short version re-posted from my personal blog... which no one seems to go to... I guess I'll start from the top...I finally purchased a car. It's a grey ...
Posted by samwise gamgee on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:21:00 PST