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Lepersglue

I don’t mean to be an atheist, God just made me that way.

About Me

My name's Mike Herron but if I were a super villain it would be Professor Mortimer Trebuchet.I'm not that interesting, at one time I might have been but then I lost interest. I think I use to be smart, but not so much anymore. Don't get me wrong, I know a little bit about a lot of things and I'm a decent bluff, but truth be told it's all smoke and mirrors. I have absolutely no ambitions, I want to, I just don't. Normally, I just wake up , go to my crappy job, come home, watch T.V. or read, go to sleep , rinse and repeat. I hate being alone. Luckily, I usually have someone to talk with, which is a good thing because if I'm left alone too long I start talking to myself (and that guy's freaking crazy).
I finished the internet today, turns out the butler did it but with more pornography.

This is my cat Neko Chan.


My Interests

"I like movies, I like to read, hanging out with friends, I like trivial unimportant facts, and I have a habit of making meaningless lists. I use to draw (maybe again someday). I have an unnatural obsession for werewolf and giant shark movies. (That’s werewolf movies and giant shark movies separately, I’m currently not aware of a giant shark vs. werewolf movie, but that would be awesome.)"

I'd like to meet:


"Honestly, I’m afraid to meet anyone I truly admire. I would probably cry like a little girl or babble incoherently."

Music:

David Bowie, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tori Amos, Johnny Cash, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, P J Harvey, T. Rex, Sierra Swan, Regina Spektor, Concrete Blonde, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, The Lords of Acid, Kate Bush, Portishead, Ween, The Sisters of Mercy, Oingo Boingo, Tenacious D, Ana Voog, The Birthday Party, Jane's Addiction , The White Stripes and many, many others.

Movies:

Ed Wood, Hedwig and the the Angry Inch, Heavenly Creatures, Run Lola Run, Clerks, The Muppet Movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Dazed and Confused, Trainspotting

Television:

"I'm including both current and past favorites"
Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Bros., Dexter, The Riches, Mr. Show, Firefly, Ranma 1/2, Doctor Who, Undeclared, Scrubs, SNL, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Black Adder, Extras

Books:

"Authors I normally read"
Neil Gaiman, Kim Harrison, Charlaine Harris, Kelley Armstrong, Jim Butcher, Simon R. Green, and I still read Laurell K. Hamilton, though I don't know why.

Heroes:

Jim Henson, Eddie Izzard, David Cross, Steve Irwin, David Bowie, Tori Amos, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Janeane Garofalo, Kevin Smith, Tina Fey, Patton Oswalt, Patrick Warburton

My Blog

In memory of Bob.

  A few years ago my roommate Krys came across this poor, dehydrated cat practically passed out in our driveway. Krys gave him some water and a little food. After that we couldn't get rid of him...
Posted by Lepersglue on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST

"The Return of the Curse of the Creatures Ghost"

'ello everyone, I'm back. I finally got a computer at home again. Not having a computer for so long...now I know what it's like to be Amish (Except for the barn raising, butter churning, buggy ri...
Posted by Lepersglue on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Poem - The Men In My Wall (Alternate Version).

This is an alternate version of one of my silly poems  "The Men in My Walls". The original version was about a person that was, Oh, what's the expression? "Trippin' Balls". This version is more about...
Posted by Lepersglue on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Poem  Nuclear Whore

This is yet another "poem" that started out as a "song"...It needs to be read slowly and in a Peter Steele (Type O Negative) type voice.Please note: The cheesiness is purely intentional, as are the gr...
Posted by Lepersglue on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Poem - My Beautiful Bitch

Okay, this poem is a wee bit risqué and actually started life as a song, but since I'm not in a band or even play an instrument (unless you include the Chicklets box), I figured a silly lil' poem migh...
Posted by Lepersglue on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

Anniversary Party - 3/31/07

TheDanny & Mandy Rankin25th Wedding Anniversary Party The establishment. Danny and Mandy. My cousin - Brandi. My cousin - Brandon. My cousin - Brayden. My aunt Flo, my cousin David, and one o...
Posted by Lepersglue on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

So, I might be dying...

I know everyone's dying, from the day you're born, it's inevitable. I just might be getting there a little faster then I'd like.I went to the doctor today to get the results back from a blood test. Wh...
Posted by Lepersglue on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage.

Wow, what can I say? I don't look like any of these people. Also, I'm a little disturbed that Rowan Atkinson came up twice and both times at 58%. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Black Adder fan, but Mr...
Posted by Lepersglue on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

Poem - The Men In My Wall

Here's another silly poem... The Men In My WallbyMike Herron Every night,As I try and sleep.I hear them stirringAnd starting to creep. What? You ask,Well, the men in my wall.They're twisted and evilAn...
Posted by Lepersglue on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

MySpace Questionnaire - Part 1

These are my answers to a questionnaire sent out by "Alex knows... oh she knows A.K.A. Bruce" and since I've got nothing else to blog about& So tell me something about yourself 1. Can you cook? Does p...
Posted by Lepersglue on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST