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things i enjoy.....people that make me smile, people that make me laugh are even better, my kids cuz they are fuckin awesome, listening to loud crazy music, watching horror flicks, watching comedies, watching hilarious horror flicks, eatting australian chocolates, drinking coffee, driving around in the summer with the windows open and a killer song blasting on the radio, telling dirty jokes to old women, making my mom yell AMY JEAN!!!, giving butterfly kisses to my babies, listening to my youngest daughter cuz she says the funniest shit, a man that knows how to be a man, painting my guinea pigs hair like a punk rocker, talking to my whiney cats, maiming dolls, making obnoxiously large fire pits, being weird with my best friend, people that i can respect tho they are quite few, people that i can make blush are fun, recording mindless babble to send to unwitting aussies, living in my own lil werld, smelling my sons head, swearing, skulls, dead bugs, taking pics, announcing my arrival with a blaring stereo since trumpet players lack killer drum riffs, whorehouse purple ANYTHING, watching obnoxious cartoons, turning my bed into my very own lil rompus room, partying with my gurl Trina, driving across country with my best friend, romantic gestures, reading horror novels, those "just cuz i was thinking of you" calls, painting, using a jigsaw, breaking furniture with a sledgehammer, being the "cool mom" , dried roses and fresh irises, spray paint, duct tape, people that can actually understand what i say, pretending i am lost in the store so my 7 year old can "save me", meat, whisky, sharpie markers, trying to make stupid things sound so fun and interesting, finding humorous shirts, wearing boots, going topless, foot massages, silver jewelry, tattoos and piercings, my kids artwork, the rumble of a harley, kitties, mens deodorant, feeling mud between my toes, being a mom, watching race cars up close and personal like, nice words about me, taking the kids to the drive in, tetris, collecting rocks, roller coasters, frogs and toads, seeing a deer in the woods, holding a hummingbird in my hands, leather, to hear a guy share, sitting in the dark, listening to frogs and crickets at nighttime, babies, running jokes between friends, being the source of someones smile, my freckles, my eyes, my sense of humor tho be it twisted, sleeping naked, the smell of rain in the morning, candles, autopsy pics, holding hands, digging in the dirt, having a car, mud bogging, fishing, skinny dipping, being loud, my flintstone feet, colored glass, and finally i can say.....me.