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Dane Reade

I am "the 157th funniest man alive"... be my friend.

About Me


Welcome to my little piece of virtual real estate out here in myspaceland!
My name is Dane Reade and I am a comedian, actor, writer and all around knucklehead. I write a lot of blogs about random crap and whatnot, with a heavy emphasis on whatnot. You should subscribe to my blog because it may help save babies in Africa. I am not sure how but I am sure Oprah will put something together that we can all be a part of and, when she does, I will jump at the chance to save African babies and to meet with Oprah. But for now we are in a holding pattern on the saving babies thing but if you subscribe to my blog you will be amongst the very first people to hear about the plan, should one arise, to save African babies from whatever they might need saved from. We'll probably enlist the help of Angelina Jolie and Madonna as well but you won't know about it if you don't subscribe to my blog.
So now, I hope we are friends and you'll tell your other friends to be my friend so that, eventually, I'll have so many friends that I'll be able to make the movies and tv shows I want made. In Hollywood they call it having "juice"...power...and you can help me get some juice in this town by just being my friend out here. Sounds simple, right?
Oh, and if you are going to send me an email demanding that I put you in my top friends out here, save your breath. I try to be a good myspace friend but that doesn't mean I am a jackass if I don't respond to everything you send me. I'm a jackass for all kinds of other reasons.
That's all for now. Message me if you feel like it and do the best you can today so that tomorrow you can take the day off.

My Interests



Please subscribe to my profile over on FunnyOrDie.com by going to my profile page over there www.FunnyOrDie.com/DaneReade

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Everyone with a sense of humor and anyone who wants to watch and help get other people to watch...

I also write a weekly rant colmun here

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My Blog

We all knew it was going to happen eventually

William AyersTony RezkoRev. Jeremiah WrightThe Keating FiveYou are going to be hearing all of these things talked about over the next month...all meant to imply that the other guy is a BAD GUY...It SU...
Posted by Dane Reade on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:11:00 PST

Think for yourself

My latest column is posted over at MishMash Magazine.Just click the picture and you are thereI appreciate everyone reading...feel free to comment and email. You are all swell.CheersDane Reade"the 157t...
Posted by Dane Reade on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:48:00 PST

What was I doing?

Do you ever begin to walk, with purpose and determination, to get something or do something and about 4 seconds into your walk you realize that you have no idea where the hell you are going? In cases ...
Posted by Dane Reade on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:37:00 PST

Can you believe that not everyone does it?

You might be sitting back, thinking that your opinion doesn't matter...maybe your opinion, god forbid, is different from mine...but you really need to consider that in 2000, George Bush won the Presid...
Posted by Dane Reade on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:18:00 PST

The New Yorker...


Posted by Dane Reade on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:28:00 PST

facebook

I've realized that I have been spending a lot more time on facebook than myspace lately...thing is, I like myspace a lot more than facebook. Sure, there are a few things I like over there but myspace ...
Posted by Dane Reade on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:33:00 PST

the Great Schlep

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die...
Posted by Dane Reade on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:41:00 PST

what are they talking about?

I am sitting in a coffee shop, drinking coffee and trying to write.There is a guy on my left who is having a chat on his computer with some girl, no headphones, just like he is sitting in his home. Ne...
Posted by Dane Reade on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:26:00 PST

We get it...

Can we quit prefacing every comment about John McCain with; "He is a great hero and I have a lot of respect for him..." or any variation of that? I get it...he served in the military and that is ...
Posted by Dane Reade on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:16:00 PST

Bail me out...please.

To: CongressCC: President Bush, Vice President CheneyBCC: Fellow AmericansDear Congress, I want to begin by saying how impressed I am at your bipartisan call to action on this $700 trillion dolla...
Posted by Dane Reade on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:15:00 PST