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Jerry Springer

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

About Me

Hi, my name is Jerry Springer. I am the host of one of the greatest talk shows ever. Don't agree? Then you're an idiot. I also hosted Greed over in the UK. Trust me when I tell you, my version kicked the crap out of Chuck Woolery's cheap version here in the United States. I see several game show hosts are here, and they are being attacked by those overrated do-gooders like Wink Martindale, Bob Barker (GOD, I HATE HIM!), Mark Goodson, Richard Dawson, and others. Patrick Wayne's Tic Tac Dough is my all time favorite, other than my version of Greed, of course. And people whine that my show is dirty. The swear words are censored, and you can't see the cleavage, so stop your complaining

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"Don’t kill the joke" has fallen on deaf ears again

Let me drop my Jerry Springer character for a second... Well, another "REAL" account has shown up here.  And I agree with whoever's behind the Mark Goodson account, this person's take on the whol...
Posted by Jerry Springer on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

Just what exactly is your fucking problem, Richard Karn?

You are getting worse than your Feud predecessor Richard Dawson.  I mean, as if he wasn't bad enough with his sexual romps with that minor Alexandria, now you're getting way out of hand.  Fi...
Posted by Jerry Springer on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Aha! You’ve been caught red handed, Karn!

Karn was spotted at the library on MySpace, under the following account: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=128508933 So it's Richard Karn, stalker extraordi...
Posted by Jerry Springer on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

Unaired Karn Feud episode

This was said during an unaired episode.  The whole show didn't make it to TV because of a comment like this... Richard:  Name a famous Jerry. Anita:  Jerry Springer. Richard:  Of ...
Posted by Jerry Springer on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:35:00 PST

Karn’s a liar! This is where he’s REALLY been!

He's been stalking me nonstop.  He fucked up my computer so I couldn't get on.  But I got it fixed.  The fucker needs to go away!
Posted by Jerry Springer on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:57:00 PST

Karn hosting MySpace GSM???? *laughs*

Man, that is going to be one trainwreck!
Posted by Jerry Springer on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

STOP IT KARN!

I woke up this morning, and crawling out from under my bed was Richard Karn!  WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING STALKING ME?  I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH YOU!
Posted by Jerry Springer on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Would you please leave me the fuck alone, Karn?

So earlier, I went to my car, and when I got in there, Richard Karn was sitting in the passenger's seat!  This idiot doesn't know when to stop stalking me!  Leave me alone, Karn!
Posted by Jerry Springer on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

I have an even better idea for a GSN schedule

Not only is Karn a stalker, but he has a shitty schedule posted in his blog.  Here's mine! Morning9am-Tic Tac Dough (Wayne)9:30am-The Joker's Wild (Finn)10am-The Price is Right (Davidson)10:30am-...
Posted by Jerry Springer on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST

I'm being stalked by Richard Karn!

I walked outside today, and Richard Karn was looking in my window!  You sick pervert, do you really like to see me naked?  Stop stalking me or I will call the police!
Posted by Jerry Springer on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:06:00 PST