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Matty G.

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

About Me

Hey, what's poppin'? My name is Matt, I'm 20 years old, and I am currently majoring in Journalism at Suffolk Community College. I am a pretty laid back person and I try not to let things get to me. I am not a religious person by any stretch, however, I truly believe in the idea that everything happens for a reason, and only God knows that reason. I am pretty shy at first but once you get to know me, I will probably be one of the nicest guys that you've ever met.

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My Interests

Watching lots of T.V.; Reading; Telling really funny jokes; Surfing the internet; Watching Yankees baseball; Watching WWE wrestling;

I'd like to meet:

Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea; Don Vito; Bam Margera; Joel Osteen; Jerry Seinfeld: John Walsh: Vince McMahon: Andy Milonakis; Paul Heyman; Eric Bischoff; Emeril Lagasse; Mike Rowe;

Music:

Metallica; Sean Kingston; AC/DC; Billy Joel; Elton John; Harry Nilsson; The Eagles; Don Henley; Joe Walsh; Michael Buble; John Mellencamp; Eric Clapton; Rod Stewart; Brooks and Dunn; Tim McGraw; "Weird" Al Yankovic; Nickelback; Green Day;Warren Zevon; The Eurythmics; James Taylor; Hall and Oates; Elvis Presley; Ozzy Osbourne; .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Office Space; Loose Change; Happy Gilmore; Billy Madison; The Wedding Singer; Big Daddy; The Ring; Meet the Parents; Bruce Almighty; Liar Liar; Ace Ventura; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Blue Collar Comedy Tour; The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again; City Slickers; City Slickers 2; Comedian; Fiddler on the Roof; Spider Man 2; Dumb and Dumber;.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Seinfeld; Jackass; Viva La Bam; Roseanne; Dirty Jobs; Deadliest Catch; Survivorman; Mind of Mencia; WWE Monday Night Raw; WWE Friday Night Smackdown!; The Sarah Silverman Program; Chapelle's Show; The Cosby Show; The Daily Show; The Colbert Report; American Idol; The Simpsons; Mad TV; Larry King Live; Inside the Actors Studio; Cops; America's Most Wanted;.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..WWE Raw; WWE Friday Night Smackdown!;ECW on SciFi; Hogan Knows Best; Breaking Bonaduce; Forensic Files; Law and Order; Law and Order:Criminal Intent; Law and Order:SVU; The Andy Milonakis Show; American Inventor; ECW; Celebrity Deathmatch; Jackass; The Lucy Show; I Love Lucy; Whose Line is it Anyway?; America's Got Talent;

Books:

"Public Enemies" by John Walsh "Monster" by Walter Dean Meyers "Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen "Your Best Life Now" by Joel Osteen "Become a Better You" by Joel Osteen

Heroes:

Jesus Christ; Eddie Guerrero; Joel Osteen; Pat Tighe; John Walsh; Jerry Seinfeld; Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea; Bill Cosby; Vince McMahon; all branches of the U.S. Military; Babe Ruth; Lou Gehrig; Mickey Mantle; Lucille Ball; Desi Arnaz; Rachel Joy Scott; Franklin D. Roosevelt; Johnny Carson; Master Gunnery Sgt. John Sherry;.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Jokes and Stuff...Part 2

Back by popular demand, here is more funny shit!!!: Bad songs to sing in prison: "Who Dropped the Soap?"; "Jim's esaping through the hole in the wall!" Strange items on sale at the prison gift shop: S...
Posted by Matty G. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:39:00 PST

Jokes and Stuff...Pt. 1

Here are some really funny jokes and equally funny points to really think about: -What do you call a guy with his hand in a horse's ass?   an Amish mechanic. -Why did Michael Jackson go into...
Posted by Matty G. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST

Just a Little Fun

Here is a humorous twist on a classic nursery rhyme: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.  Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they've got a son....
Posted by Matty G. on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST